Here are a few WAV files of the characters speaking some funny lines:

how did you know - Kryten thanks Holly for the computer chip he got as a present, the others look on, bewildered!

wardrobe - The Cat explains how big his ideal wardrobe is.

mcgee - Rimmer is sick in the hat of a huge cowpoke in the Wild West actual reality game...he's in trouble!

escape pod - Lister explains to Rimmer why he can't use the escape pod.

chicken
- Rimmer laments over his father's death, then the Cat comes in...

riviera kid
- The Cat as the Riviera Kid (in the Wild West AR game).

star trek crap
- Kryten is stunned by the others' willingness to stand by him in times of danger and goes all philosophical on them,  Lister soon puts matters right.
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Here are some pictures from the shows:

Mr. Flibble's very cross!

Tremble at my name for I am the Inquisitor!

So how's Mrs. Rimmer?

I, Holly, have invented the Holly Hop Drive.

What, Pinky and smegging Perky?!

I learnt to fly in Starbug 2, I'm not used to the controls in Starbug 1.


Maybe you could hand your body in and let them mark that?!
MAIN THEME: It's not very good quality, but here's the main theme.
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