First of all, I have a confession to make. In my younger years I was a pothead, as evidenced by this photograph. hahaha... just one of my little jokes. I was one and a half in this picture, I believe, or somewhere around there.

Check out the rug, though -- it's BROWN and BLUE! what were they thinking??
Baby Pictures
My second birthday, and look at me. What a little cake-eater! I'm diggin' the party hat too ;)
This is from when I was two and a half. Look at how happy I am! That evil energy was just rising to the surface...
Yet another adorable picture of me. Actually, these photos were prototypes for photo editing, a new discovery when I was young. My head was removed from the pictures and replaced with the head of a happy child. Such a sad, sad story. Click this picture for a few more pictures of my childhood.
This is me around kindergarten age. The reason I know this is because of the shoes. My mom splurged and bought me those adorable navy blue double t-strap shoes when I was in kindergarten. However, when I went to kindergarten, the teacher said we were allowed to wear slippers inside. I had a pair of pink and white striped Strawberry Shortcake slippers which I really wanted to wear at school, but no, I had to wear the t-strap shoes because mom had bought them especially for kindergarten. Another sad story.
This is me with some crazy clip-on earrings and my cat Muffin. I liked her a lot but she didn't like me. She scratched my face twice in one week (once was because I pulled her tail, and the other time was because my sister pulled her tail -- not fair!) and we ended up giving her away because I'm allergic.

From looking over these pictures and my commentaries, you may think I had a very sad, unfortunate childhood. This is not the case. There were those days when I was allowed to eat hot porridge instead of cold porridge -- the highlight of my day.

Of course you know I'm kidding! I had a charmed childhood and loved every second of it.
Return to the madness of my life
It was around this time that Jennie was born! I liked her right off, but it took her a few years to like me back. More like 15 years.
Check out the fish I caught! ... I mean... the fish my dad caught and let me reel in!
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