"Bush is so funny looking. God, I just want to see him, man!" -Chris 10/31/04
"Illinois makes you realize who you are... and then you have to face it." -Susan Scrambles 11/1/04
"I think our poor waitress is on drugs." -Me 11/4/04
"Those lutes can be misleading!" -Me 11/15/04
"I don't go through all the trouble of having girls buy me ice cream just to have other people eat it all." -Lorenzo 11/16/04
"I don't really like the musician lifestyle... you know, starving and shit." -Hav
"Chop-chop on that cheesecake." -Me 11/16/04
"Instead of a third eye, that guy has a sleazy eye." -Steph 11/17/04
"I though to myself, 'Gee, that's not where my ankle is!' " -Lorenzo 11/20/04
"Walking down the street today I farted a little more audibly than I had intended. Two people stopped and looked at me." -Deacon Fairchild 12/15/04
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