Good lines
"UUhhhhh.... why is there a sultry-looking picture of Pano in the corner of this thing?!? Oh, great, he looks like one of those pin-up boys
in the women's version of Playboy magazines.." -my Mom
"Elvis music makes me homicidal!!" -my Mom
"This place keeps reminding me of why some animals eat their young." -a disgruntled Appleseed's employee
"Have you ever been a designated apple bobber?!" -Mary
"Don't worry dear, I'm all the man you'll need tonight!" -Mary
"I know some people who could use some brain surgery, and I'd like to be performing it!!!" -FLINCHY
"Being half Irish and half Italian is awesome: you've got the two most feared mobs *plus* the IRA." -my brother
"I've never had Mexican food. I heard it's spicy." -Pano
"And God said to Luke, 'Luke, I am your Father'." -Steve
"Good thing we're in a library, 'cuz
I'm checkin' you out!!!" -Pano :::sigh:::
"Hi I'm Steve, and these are my hot fries." -Steve
"Every child born is another nail in the coffin of civilization!" -my grandfather
"I love my women but god damn I love my men!" -Caitlin
"I want your roly-poly ass!" -Pano (NOT directed at me!!! LOL)
"Your b/f kicks major roly-poly ass!" -Steve (when notified of above quote)
"I can run one hell of an enzyme assay, but I can't change a diaper!" -Mary
"Love, you're not a turtle." -Pano (directed at me)
"Boys in sweaters is a happy thing." -my friend Karyn. So true :)
"Mulder?" "What?" "...Suck my dick." -Scully
"Melvin... I'd be a whole lot happier to see you if you'd just take your hands off my ass..." -Mulder
"After searching for what makes everything right in the world, I have come to one conclusion..........Cheesecake." -some random friend of Steve's.
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