Author's Note: This is what happens to me when I can't sleep. The first verse was written by my best friend, as a joke; I finished it. And be warned... there's illustrations, even though they ain't scanned yet. Am I a freak? Yes. Enjoy.
Oh, and Billy Joel, wherever you are... I'm sorry.
Inverse girl,
She's been livin' in her sorcerous world--
I bet she's never been to a dance,
I bet she never gave a guy a chance
To make romance, she's an Inverse girl
Who's been livin' in a big tough world
As long as anyone with hot blood can,
But she ain't lookin' for a steady man--
That's what I am.
And when she knows
What she wants from her ti-i-ime
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mi-i-ind
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with the Inverse girl--
You know, I've seen her give a spell a whirl
She's gettin' tired of this quest we're on
Our dating chances aren't really gone
That's what I want
Inverse girl,
You know I wouldn't dare to give her pearls
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
She'll understand what kind of guy I've been,
And then I'll win
And when she's walkin'
She's lookin' so fi-i-ine
And when she's talkin',
I wish she was mi-i-ine
Too bad it's not so tough
To fall so
Much in love with the Inverse girl
She's been living in her big tough world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
But she ain't lookin' for a steady man--
I'll change her plan
Inverse girl,
She's my Inverse girl
You know I'm in love
With the Inverse girl...
Repeat & fade
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