(Thank you, Mikaela)
WAFFLE!!!
...so then I SKULLfucked her...
Is that a banana in your hand or are you just happy to see me?
Oh my god! She called me a slut? That bitch!
Muffin?
Look mummy there's an airplane up in the skoy.
Cupcake?
Sara...nobody's home..come to my house and get your comb.. Sara...nobody's home come to my house and get your comb... Sara..nobody's home come to my house and get your comb...
Jizbert Spilt
See the dog run. Splat dog, splat.
Ooh Ooh come on party people.
Oooh..That's a felony.
Hey I gotta party in my pocket.
That is rather *curious*
Baby I can fly...
"Oh my god.. I was like walking home from school.. and like I heard someone shout my name... Mick... Kay... Lah.... and I turned around and there was just these 2 filipino girls but how would they have known my name and.... That is my name isn't it?"
Just say 3 and it will be all good.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Look! Look! Look! An APPLE!
Back in the closet, Bitch *wah-PSH!*
Snowhuddle? Cathy?
It's a fucking ninja!
I deep throated the Trix bunny.
Eet's a COFF-in!
Oh my god they're testicles.
My uvula is hemoraging.
Will you eat my sausage?
Mmmmm....Foooood....
Look at you! You're blushing cause you know what a fucking bitch you are!
Are you SURE it's not a nectarine?
There's a nipple in my eye!
HAVEYOUEVAMACKEDAGUY!
Daddy?? Mommy?? I'm so confused!!
Jesus has left the building.
So thats... one nino?
That's 15 and 5 makes Sara.
SUMOBABY
Hi, I'm Eric NG *beached whale noise*
"Thanks Doug"
"It was Chris"
"No, my name is Brandon
*mexican accent* Pedro, I told you not to steal the butter
I GEEVE THEM TO YOOOOOO!!! *grabbing ovaries*
Skankin lobster with hard nipples?
I don't want American food. Where's the bloody beer?
*Cheesy car salesman voice* That's not illegal, that's just insane!
I tried to capture her angelic glow, but all I got was the angelic fro.
It looks like a granola bar!!!
LA LA LA
The party's dead, who wants head?
OWW! Yeeah, I'm talkin to you.
No, that's the meadow, not the ghetto.
So then I squicked her...
DEMI WHORE!!!
I'm skiing! I'm skiing!
Where d'yall come up wit dat crazy shit!
"sicko sicko sicko!"
"I'm a goddess....Mikaela's a one night stand!"
"Marco....."
"SICKO!?!?!??!?!?!?!"
"Excuse me, do you have a ticket?"
"I'm part of stagecrew."
"You're what?"
"I do the lights."
"You what?"
"I do the lights."
"What? You're white?"
*SQWAK!* said the angry seagull