"I'm just 'NSync. Last night some guy passed by and said 'Hey 'N Sync!' Uh, my name's Lance."

"I fell in love 51 times." (referring to the Miss Teen USA Pageant)

"God didn't spend enough time on your nose." (to Joey)

"I just like the letters, P-M-S... " (He wouldn't if he were female. --> Just a little note from me)

"This one's a 11... most important I wear an 11. Let me repeat, an 11. "

"You know what a pecan is right? Well it's a nut, in a shell, and butter is butter, but it's sweet. nevermind! Chocolate chip!"

"I can't sleep with any light whatsoever. My cell phone has this little charger. It has this little itty-bitty light and I can see it when my eyes are closed and it bugs the heck out of me, so I have to have total darkness, unless there's a fireplace."

"Yeah, he's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic!"

"I can't bear looking in the mirror, I guess that's why my hair looks like this."

"Man... I need to shave."

"I went skydiving once and hit a bird."

"The worst feeling in the world is waking up in the morning."

"My package is busting out."

"Someone's touching my butt."

"It's a semi-lounge, semi-kitchen. Right now we're in the kitchen, the lounge, the kitchen, okay."

"I like pajamas."

"I think I lost a filling."

"I like putting one leg in and one leg out of the blanket and I'm either hot or cold."

"Joey would have eaten that. Get into character."