"YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! I'm gonna pee in my pants!"

"I really want one of those dolls made of me. I just want to be a doll!"

"JC's just cheesy"

"We wear spandex sometimes under our clothes, because we do a lot of heavy dancing... and... nevermind."

"I guess just a big pool of jello. That's all I'm gonna say."

"Theme park nothing. You were Poofoo!"

"I'm just a guy in a world full of girls. What else am I supposed to do? Ignore them?"

"Ooh, you heard it here first, DISSED." (Joey on Rosie O'Donnell when the BSB demied a quick pre-show interview with NSync)

"Chris is so sweet he sweats sugar."

"I picked my nose when I was younger, therefore, I have big nostrils."

"I could bit my toenails. I don't want to, but I could."

"Yeah, Barney should eat all the Telletubbies and then die of indigestion or something."

"You don't mind if I make out with you?"

"Just look closely. Do we look normal?"

"I can sit next to you and hold your hand if you want me to."

"I want you back is like ,I'm a jerk, I'm a retard, and I'm really sorry."

"I don't have a superman tatoo on my butt, I swear!"

"I am a ski bunny. Going down the slopes."

"What's next pyroman?"

"Mushroom walks into a bar, bartender says, 'Sorry. We don't serve your kind here.'. Mushroom says, 'Why not? I'm a fun guys.'."

"I wanna be surrounded by naked girls."