"I'm gonna take this off cuz I feel stupid..."

"I talk in my sleep a lot. My mom used to laugh at me because if she wanted to find out something about me, she'd come in while I was sleeping and start talking to me."

"Fame is really funny. We were on the Regis & Kathy Lee show and some girl in the audience yelled out 'Justin! Sit on my lap!' Excuse me?! I don't know you!"

"You stole my answer. Um, I like AJ. He's a cutie." (on favorite BSB member)

"This is our first trip to MTV News and we're not gonna mess it up."

"She was talkin' about my man's dreads!!"

"Kathie Lee took a little liking to my man JC."

(When a fan was brought on stage and told him not to be nervous)Can I hold your hand? (Chris started to hold Justin's hand) Not you Chris!"

"The things we do for Rosie."

"Never frown 'cause you don't know when someone is falling in love with your smile."

"I was a little punkass."

"Aren't we kinky today!"

"Man, Girl, you lyin'! I was red as a coke can!"

"Joey bought the jacket that looks like a hydrogen peroxide chewbacca."

"Look, Woman, if you don't know who you are calling, then why don't you hang up, and call the number again?"

"Where's the cream filling?"

"Dirty pop, see it's already gotten around. Say it once and BOOM! It's a trend."

"Yeah, it smells pretty girly."

"Smell this, smell this."

"What we're trying to sya is JC is a klepto."

"Joey would make one hell of a good cheerleader."

"We're pissed off now. That's it. We're angry white boys that didn't get our props. I'm kidding. I'm kidding."

"I've picked my nose on purpose! Sure, everybody's been caught picking their nose. I wouldn't recommend it in public. But, if you get a little buil-up, you've got to get it out. That's kinda nasty, but sorry."

"These pants are so tight I feel like I'm having sex with myself."

"I like AJ. He's a cutie."

(to Joey)"S isn't for Superman. It's for Shuddup!"

"What?! We can't do it here! This is my Mercedes!"

"Joey is dirty- in more ways than one."

"Get on the bus."

"You lookin' at my buns? Bun-looker!"

"I had a karoke machine with a microphone and no body could touch it, except me. And, if they did there was trouble."

"I can't believe I'm meetin' Milhouse! Word!" (The Simpsons)

"Not many people get ot do what I did. I hugged herand she smelled like roses."

Ta-ta-ta-taday, Joey."

"It's a good think we can sing because we sure can't talk."

"He's not as light as he seems."

"I wanna konw what's on their asses."

"There's plenty of Justin for everyone."

"It seems the pursuer is an old fart."