"The funny thing about JC is.....well, say we're driving somewhere and we see a pretty girl on the sidewalk, the four of us will go, 'Hey check out that girl'.....and five minutes later JC will go, 'Wow check out that dog. What kind is it?' He's nuts about dogs."

We want Lance, we want Lance, We want Lance... and we got Lance!"

"Quit lying, he's a Mississippi albino... they're very rare in this part of the country."

"Well, we were all out albino hunting one day..." (talking about Lance)

"Tackle CARSON!"

"All right, who took that 20 bucks from my pants pocket? I fell asleep on the plane and I woke up and there was 20 bucks missing and ya'll were grinning. I don't know who it was."

"I don't think any of us are cooks... but I make a mean pop tart!"

"Did we spell YTV right?"

"Wait did I tell you I have a puppy dog? I didn't get time to talk about my puppy dog Busta. He's the cutest little dog in the world. Little pup. I miss you puppy!"

"He's got a neelaphobia... needleaphobia. How do you say that? He's even scared of like really pointy pencils."

"What does that mean? Your underwear are camouflage? there's brown and green stains?"

"What concert was that? Third row? Was that the girl with the head?"

"JC has officially changed his name to Fred now. He wants to be called Fred and nothing else... just Fred... 'cuz it just flows. "

"We are so lost, can we stop at a 7-eleven and ask for directions?"

"DUCK!... It's a duck!"

"There's free cheese in the dining room!"

"Entertainment Asylum... sounds like a place that I've been committed to."

VJ: What would you do if your girlfriend was older than you?
Chris: "If my girlfriend was older than me she'd be dead!"

"I'm in love with an alien."

"I think I'm in Lance's dream!"

"So in other words Lance has the sexy voice and we have each other."

"Is your phone working?... See I told you these things are rigged! ...Why are you talking to these people? Your being so nice to them and then you say sorry your losing!"

" The four of us are replaceable... Lance is irreplaceable... He's albino..."

"JC is the daddy of the group. He really takes care of us. He babies us."

"Titanic 2: The Iceburg's View is gonna be an iceburg for about 2 1/2 hours. Then, BOOM!, a ship and it's over... and myabe a couple of crying penguins."

"I love her... that... that... ok. She's not human. Eww... JC turn it off!"

"We were first to have DIRTY POP. Remember that."

"You realize a lot of these people are so fake because they come up to you, and they want to be your friend now that you have a name. You just sit there and say, 'Well, if I weren't in a group, you wouldn't even be talking to me.'. It makes me really weary."

"We interviewed Penny Marshall, and all we talked about was bowling."

(talking to TLC)"So, is it true you recorded a track wtih NSync? Are they as cute as me?"

"It's Britney Spears! Okay, shh, shh... just act normal."

"Are you crazy? We don't sing that!"

"We're sorry we suck."

"We're NSuck not NStink."

"So you mind if we vent a little? We have issues."

"Start the show! Start it! I don't care if the lights are on! Start the show!"

"You find the weirdest comfortable positions. Luckily, I'm smaller than the other guys, so I've got my feet tucked into that airplane pocket. That is until we got rich and famous and use first class all the time."

"What? You're not talking to me, now?!"

"I'm just glad I grew into my ears, I think. Cuz, when I was little I could catch a breeze and I'd be GONE."

"I think I pulled something in my ass."

"Women are right, men are wrong, the end."

"You know I think Britney is fake."

"Joey, definitely. Once he starts he just goes rambling n andon. He doesn't even take a breth, and you find yourself trying to breathe for him."

"Time to make the doughnuts."

"Oh, this is gonna be rough. He's younger than me."