The babies mother, Daron, was in labour for 8 hours and told our reporter "Fuck, I'm never doing this again! This is all your fault, Shavo!"
Shavo, the proud father was there to witness the painful birth and required minor hand surgery afterwards when Daron cracked a few of his fingers during the delivery process.
So, Sharon is now 3 months old and is a happy little baby who sits and plays with her beard for hours. Her parents couldn't be bothered getting her a dummy, so she sucks on a plectrum instead and copies her mothers obscene hand gestures.
She also spoke her first words yesterday, which Shavo tells us were "Fwee finkas are dangeruss".
Daron also tells us he's pregnant again, but the sex of this baby is unknown. We'll keep you up to date with all the latest developments, including Darons tips on how to cope with large breasts during pregnancy