�My parents!�
What�s the best rumour you�ve heard about yourself?
�There�s a rumour going around that I�ll f**k anything that walks, but I don�t.�
What�s in your wallet?
�Some credit cards and a bunch of junk.�
What�s your favourite joke?
�This guy meets a leprechaun, and the leprechaun says, I�ll give you three wishes�. The guy�s like, �What�s the catch? The leprechaun says, �I f**k you in the ass after I grant you the wishes�. The leprechaun�s kinda small so it shouldn�t hurt, so the guy goes for it. �Firstly,� he says, �I want a million pounds,� no problem says the leprechaun. Next the guy asks for lots of women. �No problem� says the leprechaun. �When you get home you�ll have �em eating out of your palm. What�s your last wish?�. The guy asks for a Rolls Royce. �When you go home, it will be parked in your drive,� says the leprechaun. �Time to f**k you in the ass�. So the leprechaun starts going at it and says to the guy, �by the way, how old are you?�. The guy replies that he�s 37. The leprechaun laughs. �You�re 37 and you still believe in leprechauns?�.�
If you were marooned on a desert island without food, which member of System Of A Down would you choose to eat first?
�I�d have to eat Serj (Tankian, frontman) because he�s got more meat on him than anyone else in the band�
Which System Of A Down song would you choose to donate to a compilation album entitled �Crap Songs Of Our Time�?
�I didn�t like the song we did with Puff Daddy on the �South Park� album � it was just something we did for fun, it wasn�t anything that should represent our band�
What�s the drug of your choice?
�Marijuana, all the way! Oh and life. That�s a good drug.�
What does God look like?
�I thing everyone has their own vision of God, and my vision is just a spirit or a feeling inside of me.�
When you die, how would you like to go?
�I�m not afraid to die, I just don�t want to go prematurely or painfully. Death is much worse for the people who love you and are left behind.�