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| PiCk-Up LiNeS |
| I may not be the best looking guy/girl here, but i'm the only one talking to you. |
| God told me to come talk to you. |
| I know a church where we could go talk. |
| Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy. |
| Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? |
| What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study? |
| You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight? |
| Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date. I mean, do. |
| (For ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. |
| When you want to walk past someone you want to "pick up," purposely align yourself so that you collide. If she says "sorry," say: "It's OK. You would have stopped me in my tracks anyway. If she laughs, say, "You know, it's good that you laughed; it shows you have more going for you than your looks." Then indulge into conversation. |
| I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. |
| Bond. James Bond. |
| If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? |
| Guy: "See if you can answer this riddle: (Takes girl's hand and holds it palm up.) Here's the river. (He draws a line across her hand with his finger.) How does the bunny get to the other side of the river?" Girl: "I don't know." (Guy should make her try to keep guessing) Guy: (After girl gives up) "I don't know either. I just wanted to hold your hand." |
| I don't really think pick-up lines ever work, but they always crack me up! (especially the Christian ones.) |
| You're so hot, you're like pork fat sizzling on a hot, juicy skillet. (Say it like you mean it. hehehehe) |
| Guy: "How big are your hands? Let me see." (he holds his hand up to measure it against the girl's.) Girl: (she puts his hand against his) Guy: (he holds her hand by putting his fingers between hers) *Then they lock eyes. |
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