My Coprophobia vis-a-vis the Accursed Alan

Incredible! I have been harassed by some idiot calling himself and using an email handle "Blessed Alan Vincent", using foul abusive words against me and the Goan Christian people, on a nearly daily basis. First, he used to mail me, now he mainly uses Google Chat; I ignore him and close the chat sessions. In earlier mail correspondences, he wrote that he lives in New Zealand. I could forward his old emails, if necessary.

In fact, even as I was writing this reply, he has done it again.

I have had some correspondence with a "Trad" called Miguel, although it has been some time, and I cannot recall the nature of my conversations. I rather think that he is one of the Feeneyites, and that he styles himself "Dr. Miguel".

So now I know, or I hope so. I hope that Mr. Omlor's information is correct, for it solves a question that has been troubling me: Who is this obnoxious vermin calling himself "Blessed Alan" and who writes filthy abuse?

But what is this "Pope Augustine I" thing? I think that we can bear learning more about this joker.

Regards,


Lucio Mascarenhas, Bombay, India [See Source]

from Joe Omlor
to Genuine Sedevacantist Yahoo! Group
date Feb 20, 2008 9:34 AM
subject the person known as "Miguel"

"Miguel", You wrote:

"OK Joe, let's lay all our cards on the table".

So "Miguel" are you going to lay your cards on the table and admit that you, "Miguel" (MV Grimes) are also known as Phillip Bartlett (or Barlettt) who has also gone by the name of Pope Augustine 1, and also you use "Blessed Alan", and other aliases?

What is your game?


Joe

On 2/18/08, centrelinkex wrote:

I am reliably informed that a split has occurred in "Pope Michael"'s little "church" in Delia, KS. Rumour has it that the dispute began over an ebook written by Bawden using Benns as his amanuensis, in which Bawden inserted the name "Pope Smashups" as a kind of cipher to hold Benns up to ridicule. So incensed was Benns that she made the long trip to Bawden's home to confront him about it, but he refused to meet her and apparently was cowering in the Christ the King library the whole time. [See Source]

On 2/17/08, centrelinkex wrote:

Yes but we can find useful information anywhere. For instance, I was once doing some idle browsing and I found Bawden's "Pope Michael" web page and after spending about an hour lost in his maze I stumbled on a link to something called "Goan Patriot" run by his "Papal Secretary". On there I found a fascinating story about Afonso de Albuquerque who was a Portuguese guy who killed thousands of non-Catholics in the process of establishing the faith in Goa which is now part of India and has completely lost the faith. But they had it for a couple of hundred years, so it was not a bad effort by Afonso. Now if I can find stories like that by following a link from such an unpromising beginning, I still reckon Hobson is worth a go. [See Source]

Alan Vincent [email protected]
Fri, Mar 23, 2007 at 4:28 PM
To: Lucio Mascarenhas

Dear Prax

Do you think it is proper to show the Holy Father an email with "fuck" in it? Did you explain to him what a root is? I think you might need to. How can the Holy Father make a judgement about this matter when he doesn't know what we are talking about?

Is the Holy Father a Goan patriot? Does he reckon Afonso de Albuquerque is a cool guy? Does he think murdering pagans is the Catholic way? Does he recommend it in the present day? If not, why not? If it was OK for Afonso, why not Pope Peewee? Does he plan to get a cache of arms together when he moves to his mountain retreat in Colorado, so he can launch attacks on SSPX terror cells over the border in Kansas? Will you be volunteering for the front line Prax? Or will you be the one hiding behind Corporal Teresa?

I look forward to the Holy Father's answers.

God bless
Alan Vincent

PS: Are you absolutely positive he is the MOST Holy Father? Even holier than Pius XIII, or Linus II, or Peter II, or Sixtus VI?

Lucio Mascarenhas
Thu, Mar 22, 2007 at 3:59 PM
To: Pope Michael
Cc: Alan Accursed Vincent [email protected]

Most Holy Father,

As promised, here is the correspondence with the Accursed Alan:

from Lucio Mascarenhas
to Alan Vincent [email protected]
date Mar 22, 2007 3:37 PM
subject Re: Happy International Women's Day

Dear Accursed Alan,

I believe that the Holy Father will agree entirely with me that the best thing that can be done with a bit of Anthropomorphic Shit is to flush it down the commode. That is what shit is for.

Please go down to where you belong, and hurry up, will ya?


Coprophobe

Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2007 15:22:14 +1100
From: "Alan Vincent" [email protected]
To: [email protected] , [email protected]
Subject: Insulting emails and so forth and so on

Dear Popes

I just got this filthy sex crap email from one of your main PR men. I have been searching for the true faith for a long time but if this is an example of how to address an enquirer, even if that enquirer gets a bit upset, then this is not good. People like Lucio should be out forever. I hope you're not thinking of shooting him through the roof, so to speak, to the first floor of the priesthood.

God bless
Alan Vincent

from Alan Vincent [email protected]
to Lucio Mascarenhas
date Mar 21, 2007 9:58 AM
subject Re: Happy International Women's Day

Dear Prax

Do you think this is becoming of a man occupying a senior position in the church? I've decided to dob on you to the pope. I'm sure he will not put up this nonsense or the sex crap that your email is replete with. Seems to me you are rootless. You will hear from the pope in the fullness of time. For now, Goan get fucked.

God bless
Alan Vincent

from Lucio Mascarenhas
to Alan Vincent [email protected]
date Mar 20, 2007 8:58 PM
subject Re: Happy International Women's Day

Dear Anthropoid Shit,

Thank you for your inshitful advice, but I suggest that you practise it yourself first. And, while at it, please flush yourself down the commode, will ya?

Regards,


Coprophobe

from Alan Vincent [email protected]
to Lucio Mascarenhas
date Mar 14, 2007 7:44 AM
subject Happy International Women's Day

Dear Ms Prakash

I just read your post on Christania. Gee willikers, Prakash! Did some woman give you the flick? Do you have issues with your mother? Have you ever had a root? What the hell is your problem? Not only do you entertain bizarre notions about Goa being a nation and follow Pope Peewee of Colorado, you also want to bash the crap out of women as well!

Clearly you need help, but really your problem isn't all that complicated. You know what I reckon you need? I reckon all you need to do is find yourself a woman, and Goan get fucked.

God bless
Alan Vincent

from Alan Vincent [email protected]
to Lucio Mascarenhas
date Mar 7, 2007 8:24 AM
subject Re: Goan....

Dear Prakash

I see that the Kansan play-pope has decided to pull the pin on his coronation. What a damned shame! I was so looking forward to the photos. He is still only the second-funniest pope going around, though, mainly because he is such a bludger. I mean, he never does anything! At least ol' Pius Pulvermacher puts out a hysterically funny "Caritas Newsletter" every so often and sends detailed instructions on how to use the pendulum to determine if someone is in the state of sanctifying grace. But what does Pope Michael do? Just promises the world and never delivers. Even when he does put out a bit of writing you have to go through it with a fine-tooth comb to find anything funny, like the footnote about Carl Pulvermacher crying "You bastard!" in a church in Rome or something, or Teresa's little piece about Pope Smashups. Otherwise it's just "Cum Ex this, Cum Ex that" ad nauseam. Boring.

I look for a bit more life in my popes. What about Linus II, the guy who threatens to kill people if they publish anything about him on the internet? Why can't Dave Bawden do something like that? Or does he just leave that sort of thing to his henchman Prakash? I've passed on your threat to policing authorities here, by the way. Were you getting a bit peeved about Muslims getting all the terrorism action? Wanted a bit of Catholic Action, did you? What do you reckon His Holiness would have to say about that? He seems such an affable chap. Boring as shit, but affable with it. But maybe he's a closet terrorist like his second-most devoted follower. He's clearly a closet something.

Anyway, what's a Goan patriot doing living in Mumbai, in the heart of False God Moloch-Beelzebub aka Stan country? How dare you leave the motherland to the tender mercies of the penis-worshippers? Prakash, your country needs you and it needs you now. Go now, do not delay, go and deliver your country from evil, go and destroy the temples of the pagans, Goan get fucked.

God bless
Alan Vincent

from Lucio Mascarenhas
to Alan the Accursed [email protected]
date Mar 6, 2007 12:52 PM
subject Re: Goan....

Dear Mr. Human Vermin,

I pray that the God of Israel should empower me quickly to do the needful with you, the servant of the False God Moloch-Beelzebub aka Satan, although I am ? perfectly willing to wait upon His good time. New Zealand, huh? A bit far off, but I will not shirk my duty to favor mankind with verminicide.

Kind regards,


Lucio Mas.

from Alan Vincent [email protected]
to Lucio Mascarenhas
date Mar 6, 2007 6:30 AM
subject Re: Goan....

Dear Prakash/Prax/Lucio/whatever your name is this week

My, my, you do have a violent little temper, don't you? So why do you just kneel there and pray for someone else to carry out the carnage and mayhem? Why not get out there and do it yourself? Come on Prakash, gather up your courage, get up off your knees and go out and do God's work! Don't wait for a hero, be the hero yourself! Kill a Hindu today! Castrate a Muslim! Disembowel a Buddhist! Draw and quarter those godless pagans and smear their entrails from one end of Goa to the other! Scalp them and skin them and hang their hides from the nearest banyan tree as a warning to all the others: submit to Pope Peewee of Colorado forthwith, or this will happen to you!!!

While you're at it, you could come over to New Zealand and kill me too. Just don't tell the immigration authorities what you're up to. Tell them you're an emissary of Pope Michael I here to deliver a series of lectures attacking the Indian government for asserting its right to claim territory that belonged to it for about 14 000 years before a bunch of murdering fortune-hunters carrying crucifixes pinched it for Jesus. Explain to them that your lectures will make it clear that Jesus endorsed that sort of behaviour in the Sermon on the Mount, when he said "Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are the meek: for they shall possess the land." Tell them that what he really meant by peacemakers was people who were prepared to commit brutal acts of violence to force as many people as possible to convert to Catholicism; that what he really meant by merciful was merciless in the service of the Church; that what he really meant by poor in spirit was avaricious beyond imagination.

I'm sure if you put all that to them in the reasoned, measured tones you display on your weblog and in your posts on the legendary "Christania" Yahoo group, and perhaps give them a bit of background on the roles of Ken Mock, the Strempels, Patrick Henry, the Hunts, Teresa Stanfill-Benns and Mom and Pop Bawden in His Holiness' election process, they'll let you in, although a certificate from your psychiatrist testifying to the progress ? you're making would probably also help. Just let me know your flight arrival time and I'll be there, holding up a placard with "human vermin" written on it. Of course there'll be hundreds of others with similar placards I suppose, but I'll be the one wearing the Mushroom Rock with "Cum Ex Page" written on the back.

God bless
Alan Vincent

from Lucio Mascarenhas
to Alan Vincent [email protected]
date Mar 5, 2007 6:49 PM
subject Re: Goan....

Dear Mr. Alan Vincent,

Thank you for your kind message, the contents of which have been noted.

I pray for more heroes like Affonso de Albuquerque to destroy and eliminate vermin in the form of human life from the face of this earth, a task which you prove is far more urgent in this day and time than it ever was before.

Kind regards,


Lucio Mascarenhas

from Alan Vincent [email protected]
to Lucio Mascarenhas
date Mar 5, 2007 6:59 AM
subject Re: Goan....

I told you to goan get fucked. I won't tell you again. I am at least as blessed as you and probably more so, since I don't harbour delusions about a former Portuguese imperial possession having any claims to national status, or some bloodthirsty fuckwit called Afonso de Albuquerque being some sort of hero. Nor do I think a dimwitted, bludging nonentity from Kansas is the pope. That makes me pretty blessed if you ask me.

God bless
Alan Vincent

From: Lucio Mascarenhas
To: Alan Vincent [email protected]
date: Mar 3, 2007 8:11 PM
subject Re: Goan....

Pray, what is this all about? Who are you, and what exactly is getting you excited?

And what is the meaning of the pretension to being "blessed" in your mail handle? How can a person who uses vile profanity delude himself that he is "blessed"?

Date: Thu, 2? Feb 2007 16:17:24 +1100
From: "Alan Vincent" [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Goan....

....get fucked you silly bastard.