Written by; Libra Librachi
Short description;
Me calling Nick Carter's and doing all types of nasty stuff on the phone. (Again, I'm Dutch, so I might've put a few spelling errors or grammars here and there, sorry for that okay.)
The prankcall
After that prankcall Nick did on Britney, I thought it would be nice to teach him how to do a real prankcall. Since I'm the Queen of prankcall's, I offered to help him out. After digging in his trashcans and stalking him to find out his phonenumber, I was ready to give him his first lesson. I recorded the whole thing... But I don't know how to put sound on Internet so I wrote it down instead;
(I deformed my voice a little, now I sound like a guy...)
Libra
; "I'ma call this muthafucka..."Pring pring.....
Libra;
"Fuck yeah! I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. A piece of my ass."Lady; "Phone-service, how can I help you?"
Libra
; "Thank you, I need to make a collect call."Lady; "What's the number?"
Libra;
" 0*0**6***"Lady; "Can you give me your name please?"
Libra;
"Ehm... Kenneth Kaniff, from Conneticut. Automatic shit..."Pring pring...
Nick picks up the phone
; "Yoh?"Libra;
"Hey there, cockboy!"Nick;
"Yoh, who's this?"Libra
; "Ken Kaniff."Nick;
"Who?"Libra;
"Ken Kaniff, from Conneticut."Nick;
"Conneticut? I don't know anyone from Conneticut...."Libra;
"Yeah, you wanna go into a hotelroom with me?Nick;
"What?"Libra;
"You wanna come and lick my ass, Dicky?"Nick;
"What? Yoh who's this? A.J.?"Libra
; "You want me to fuck you hard on the floor? You want me to get down and move it all around? You little cockboy!"Nick;
"Ghahahaha! Shut up, you little bitch!"Libra;
"Oh, you think I'm lying, huh?"Nick;
"Ghahahahahaha!!!"Blieb blieb blieb.....
Then he hung up.... But I wasn't done with him... So I redialled again... Again collectcall.... Always call collectcall!
Pring pring....
Nick;
"Ehm.... hello?"Libra
; "Hello....." (With a sexy long breath)Nick;
"Now... who's this?"Libra;
"What you got on?"Nick;
"What?"Libra;
"I ain't got on shit..."Nick;
"Word?!"Libra;
"Yeah.... What are you doing?"Nick;
"I'm buzzy.... I'm working on some material for my next album...."Libra;
"Ghahaha.... Really?"Nick;
"Cum on... (he starts to breathe a bit heavy) I'm buzzy... Why don't you give me your name and number and I'll call you back.... So, cum on, just give me your name!"Libra;
"My name is not important."Nick;
"Ghihihihi.... word?"Libra;
"And you know what..."Nick;
"What?"Libra;
"I want you to stop working...."Nick;
"Word?"Libra;
"Yeah..."Nick;
"Well, whatchu want from me?"Libra;
"I want you to....ahh.... I want you to.... hmmm... help me."Nick;
"Really? Whatchu want me to do then?Libra;
"I want you to... Oh God, oh yes, ah ah ah!!! Ooh, I want you to... Pass me some tissue.... So I can wipe my ass!!!! Ghahahaha!!!Flushes down the toilet, hungs up immediately.
Now Nick, I hope you learned something! If not I'm afraid I have to call you again.
(No, this was all made up... I do not know Nicks number... I haven't searched in his trash, I live in Holland! How am I supposed to go and do that?! So please, it's all just a big joke I made up.... Humor people, just humor! And if you don't share my kind of humor.... Hell! Who asked you anyway?!)