Written by; Libra Librachi

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PillowNick and PillowAJ sneak outta our house in Almere Holland to steal liquor.

I tolled y'all before I got a very special pillow... His name's Nickpillow and has a very bad temper when you tell him he's just a smelly wad of cotton wool, remember? Well, what I didn't mentioned was that Dr.A has a pillow just like that one, except this one's name is AJpillow. AJpillow and Nickpillow are very good friends. They always do stuff together when everyone else is sleeping.

It was 0:30, when Nickpillow and AJpillow opened their eyes. "Finally, now we can party!" AJpillow said as he climbed outta Dr.A's arms. Nickpillow stretched himself and jumped from the bed to hump his way to the livingroom where AJpillow was. "What shall we do tonight, AJ?" he asked. AJpillow waggled to the kitchen and opened the fridge. He grabbed a bottle of wine, uncorked it and guzzled it up in one sip! "Damn, couldn't you atleast leave a little drop for me?!" Nickpillow said. "Sorry bro... Guess we have to go out and get our liquor elsewhere!" AJpillow said. "Yeah! Maybe we can find some nice looking other pillows or puppets too!" Nickpillow said. "Nick, you already did it with almost everything in the house! Libra's Gizmo-doll, all the Barbie-dolls, with that Pinkpanter-doll, with Libra's bed! You even done it with her underwear! Face it, you're a very slutty pillow Nick!" AJpillow said. "Am not! You are the slut here! You've even done it with the chairs!" Nickpillow said. "Nick, if you won't shut up right now I'll rip all your cotton wool out!" AJpillow said. ""What!? Nevermind, lets' stop wasting our time! Before you know it, it's 8:00 in the morning already!" Nickpillow said.

The 2 pillows went singing and dancing through the streets of AC, Dr.A and myself hometown. They sneaked into a liquor-store and grabbed the best wine. "Ah yeah! That's so good!" Nickpillow said. After 2 bottles of wine, 3 bottles of vodka, 6 bottles of rum, 4 bottles of beer and 10 bottles of martini, Nickpillow and AJpillow were so drunk, that everything around them looked green and red... Or was that the vomit? "Let's party!" AJpillow said as he waggled across the street. "Let's take everything in this store with us!" Nick pillow said. "How?! We're to small to cary everything at once!" AJpillow said. Then they saw a red car, standing across the street. "Let's take a car!" the 2 said. So AJpillow and Nickpillow dragged all the liquor into the red car. Then a drunk dude waggled along. "Hey AJpillow! Nickpillow, what are you doing?" he asked. "Hey drunk dude! We're stealing a car and robbing a liquor-store!" Nickpillow said. "Cool, ghaha, wait I'll help you guys! You're to small to drive the car anyway!" the drunk dude said. After putting all the liquor from the liquor-store into the car, they went in the car.

The drunk dude turned on the car-radio and started up the car. "Yeah! Let's go!" AJpillow shouted as he pored a bottle of Bailey. Since the drunk dude didn't really knew what he was doing, he drove the car on the other way of the road, he was a ghost-driver! He almost crashed a couple of times onto other cars. Then a police-car started chasing them. "Faster! Faster!" Nickpillow screamed. The drunk dude pulled the pedal to the metal and drove the car right into the police-department. "Sir, get out the car please..." a cop said. "But ma'am... I didn't do anything wrong!" the drunk dude said. While the cops were trying to reason with the drunk dude, Nickpillow and AJpillow sneaked outta the car. Eventually they got home and hid themselves under the beds of myself and Dr.A.

"Goodmorning Dr.A.!" I said as she walked into the livingroom, holding her Nickpillow in her arms. "Goodmorning... I just had the weirdest dream! I dreamed that AJpillow jumped from my bed and went to the kitchen and this morning when I woke up, AJpillow was laying on the floor! And when I picked him up, he smelled like alcohol!" Dr.A said. "Nickpillow too! He smells like alcohol and stuff! Very weird... I asked him if he done something last night, but he didn't say a word... I guess he's still mad about me putting him in the washing machine the other week..." I said. "It's a pillow Libra! They don't drink, talk or take a walk in the middle of the night!" Dr.A said. Libra turned on the TV, the 9:00 breakfast-news was on. "AC had something strange going on last night. All the liquor got stolen from a liquor-store, only 25 empty bottles were left! Later that night a drunk man was causing accidents on the highway... When the cops chased him, the drunk man accidentally drove his car into the police-station! The car turned out to be stolen. In the car was found a whole storage of liquor... Liquor from the liquor-store. The man claims he's innocent and that 2 pillows actually did the robbery... But the cops think this man had a little bit to much of alcohol...!" the newscaster said. Dr.A and I looked at eachother, then we looked at our pillows. Then Nickpillow burped loud.