Written by; Libra Librachi & Dr.A
Short description;
This story's about Lou making clones outta the BSB, which we know as N'Sync. There's one tiny part in green (made up by Dr.A mostly) where Lou takes the DNA of the guy. I'm warning everyone without a strong stumach to pass this green part, it really is kinda disgusting…
The birth of N'Stink
Where do they come from, these N'Stink? We all know that they are just cheap extracts from the BSB, but how were they brought about? After years of research and study, we from LivingBacsktreetPride have finally come to an answer. You better sit down for this, coz what we are about to reveal here, is going to make you fall from your chair!
It was 10 July, 1997. Lou had another fight with the Backstreet Boys. The guys were fed up, that they were treated like slaves. They worked nonstop for years, now they wanted a break! But Lou was just making good money out of the boys, plus out of the illegal business he had around the BSB. "If we can't go on vacation, we quit!" Kevin said. "That's breach of contract!" Lou said. "To bad! We're no robots, we would like to have some rest and relaxment once and a while too!" Brian said. Lou got very frightened of this all, he didn't want to lose his moneymaking band. He prepared an evil sceem and offered the guys to go on vacation to Hawaii for a whole month, to gain their breath. The then still so naive boys agreed on it.
On Hawaii Lou had a secret laboratory in case of emergencies. He knew there would come a day, that his wage earning band would leave him. Before he used the BSB for milkcow, Lou worked as a male prostitute in gay-bars to get paid. And altho he liked that job very much, ripping of boybands was much easier and made more money. What Lou was planning to do, would be a shock for the world of science. The month the BSB vacationed at Hawaii, Lou kept his eyes on them, till the right moment came...
Kevin, Howie and Brian were laying under the sun getting a tan, when Nick and A.J came up laughin' loudly. "What's up?!" Kevin asked. "They're having an annual pie-eating-contest!" Nick said. "Oh yeah, eating... That's something you're good at, huh Nick!" Brian said. "I'm not fat!" Nick said. "Let's join the contest!" A.J. said. "Okay, I'm hungry anyway! How late does this contest begin anyway?" Howie asked. "In 15 minutes, so we better hurry up!" A.J. said. Later they all signed in to join the contest. "I bet I win!" Nick said. "You could devour the entire universe in one bite!" Brian said. "That's something you could use, a bite of the universe! You look like a fish-bone!" A.J. said. "Funny that the person who calls himself "Bone" had to say that..." Howie said. "You shut up! Little piggy!" A.J. said.
A little man jumped on a stage and held a gong in his hand. "Attention! We're about to begin the contest..." he said. "Try to keep it a little clean and do not guzzle everything in at once!" "You hear that, Nick ?" A.J. asked. "Shut up!" Nick said. "Last year a guy exploded by doing that... His name was Notorious B.I.G..." the little man continued and looked at the BSB, "As soon as I hit the gong, you may start eating. The one who eats the most pies without barfing wins! I'll count from 1 to 3 first... 1... 2... 3! The pie-eating-contest may begin!" The second when there was hit on the gong, the candidates started guzzling pie after pie. I'll spare you the disgusting details, but I can tell you that Nick and Howie had to puke after their 10d pie. Eventually A.J. won. "Congratulations, Mr McLean! You just won yourself a year free pie! Pie for you and your entire family!" the little man shouted. The boys run retching towards the nearest restroom. All 5 were hours on the bathroom, getting the pies out of their system.
After centuries barfing and being on diarrhea, they came very exhausted from the bathrooms. "Pfoe... Never again!" Kevin said. "Yeah right! That's what we said back in Germany, when we joined the hotdog-eating-contest!" Howie said. "Howie, please don't remind me on any type of food or I'll barf on your head!" A.J. said. The guys stumbled towards their hotel.
Lou had followed the guys everywhere, he even was at the eating-contest. And when the boys went to the bathrooms, Lou waited till they would come out of it again. (If you don't have a strong stomach, skip this green part right now. You're warned!)
Lou carried a shuffle and some test-tubes with him and went to the toilets the guys were on. He scratched the splatter of puke and shit from every single BSB and did it in separate tubes. These so called DNA samples he took along with him to his secret lab...(From here it's not so dirty anymore, you can continue reading.)
Lou wanted to create a new band out of the DNA samples he took from the Backstreet Boys. And he was convinced that is would be a success. In the lab he made moulds of every Backstreet member. Every mould had a name; mould 1 = Chris, mould 2 = Joey, mould 3 = JC, mould 4 =Lance and mould 5 = Justin. Lou pored the samples in the moulds. He put some of his own spit with it, hoping that this band would listen to him if there was some of his DNA in them. From a closet he took some radioactive waste and pored this also in the moulds. He took also some videotapes of his favorite movies, to build different characters. In mould 1 he put the movies; Chucky, The Gremlins, Sesame Street; Big Bird's big adventure and Fantasia. In mould 2 he put the movies; The Critters part 3, Problem Child, When Suzie rides..., The Muppets and The Simpsons. In mould 3 he put the movies; Roseanne, 3 men and a little baby, Pulp Fiction, Aliens and Micky Mouse's Birthday Party. In mould 4 he put the movies; My little pony (all the episodes), Bobby's world (all episodes), The Tele Tubbies (all episodes), The Smurfs, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey and Full House (all episodes). In mould 5 he put the movies; Coming to America, White men can't jump, Throw momma from the train, Sex Bandits, Space Jam and The Micky Mouse Club (all episodes). Now everything was ready, all it needed was to ripe for a couple of weeks, for the best result.
The vacation was almost over for the Backstreet Boys. They still had one day off, then it was back to work again. "Let's have a last walk on the beaches here on Hawaii!" Kevin said. "Yeah, I could use some fresh air..." Howie said. The guys were walking and walking and looked back at the cool memories they had on Hawaii. "You know, I haven't seen Lou much this month." A.J. said. "Thank God, I sometimes feel like I could shoot the guy!" Nick said. "Where's Brian?" Kevin asked, when he noticed he cousin wasn't walking along with them anymore. "Hey you guys! Look at this!" Brian's voice sounded from a big ugly cave. The other 4 run towards the cave. "I haven't notice this thing before!" A.J. said, who was the 1st to join Brian in the cave. "What is it?" Howie asked.
The 5 stared at a weird looking building which stood in the middle of the cave. "It looks like a lab, like those in 1 of my comicbooks!" Nick said. "You with your stupid comicbooks, aren't you a little too old for that stuff?" Kevin said. "No I'm not. You are ancient, so you are!" Nick said. "Sssh! I heard something, it came from that building!" Brian said. The boys sneaked closer towards the building. Strangely, there weren't any windows in it. "The door is open...!" Nick said softly. "Eew! Who died in there!?" Brian said as he pinched his nose. Carefully, the guys entered the building.Inside, seemed that Nick was right al along. There hung strange equipment on the walls and there were showcases filled with skulls and skeletons from humans and animals. "Look Brian, that's you!" Nick said and pointed at a scrawny skeleton from a monkey. "And that's you!" Brian said and pointed at a jar with a deformed toad on strong water. "Hey!" Nick yelped. "Guys, look here! There are people laying on tables over here!" Kevin said. "Ugh! The smell comes from them!" A.J. squeaked.
"What if they are zombies, and mad scientists are doing tests on them. Like in X-men!" Nick said. "Sure Nick, isn't it time for your afternoon nap?!" Kevin said. "Shut up you guys! You're waking the zombies!" Howie said. Nick and Brian sneaked to the tables where the weird looking zombies laid on. They kinda looked like humans, they even looked kinda familiar... But there was something about them that gave Brian the shivers. "Hey, look what I found!" Nick said when he found a pot of weird looking mushrooms. Nick took some of the mushrooms in his hand to show to the others, but he tripped over Brian's foot and the mushrooms landed on the 5 zombies. "My God, what's happening?!" Kevin said shocked. The 5 zombies start to deform even more. "What's going on here?" A.J. asked. The 5 zombies woke up at the words of A.J. "Oh no! It's still alive!" Nick and Brian screamed and took some step backworth. The zombies looked around and saw the Backstreet's standing. "Hi! We're N'Stink!" they all said. "You can say that again..." Nick said. "What are you doing here?! And what happened to...?!" it sounded a voice behind them. "Hi Lou! Daddy!" the 5 zombies cheered. "Daddy?!" the Backstreets Boys asked and turned around. "Well, I could probably tell you guys this right away... This is N'Stink, my new discovery!" Lou said. "But why do they call you dad?" Kevin asked. "They see me as their second father, becoz I helped them with their dreams. Just like I did with you!" Lou said. "Yeah! Lou's the bomb diggy jo!" the 5th zombie said. "Where did you got these stinkies from? From the jumble sale?" Nick asked. "Hey, that's not very nice!" the 4th zombie said. "Oh, shut up!" Howie said. "You better get used to it! Coz from this day on, you both are under me!" N'Stink and the Backstreet Boys!" Lou said. "How nice! If you guys only took a bath... Then we could become friends!" A.J. said. "Oh yippee..." Brian mumbled.And what do you know, in 1998 N'Stink had their first hits. Soon they would become the biggest competion for Nick, Brian, Howie A.J. and Kevin. The Backstreet Boys, found this understandable. How could 5 ugly, smelly trolls become their rivals? Nick was tired of it all and decided to talk to Lou about this. If it kept going on like this, Nick wanted to get out! The BSB were making preparations for their tour. Which would be the same thing they did the past few years. The guys weren't pleased with that idea. When Nick knocked on the door of Lou's room, but Lou didn't respond. Nick tried to open the door of Lou's room. When he entered the room, Nick saw papers and a notebook with calculations and annotations laying on a table. Curious, he picked up the notebook and read some of the calculations and annotations. To his unbelieve, he read the things Lou did behind the BSB's backs! What Lou really did on Hawaii. "Nick?! Cum on man, we gotta practice for the tour!" Brian asked when he saw Nick in Lou's room. "Have you talked to Lou about N'Stink and the tour?" he asked. Nick looked at Brian with big shocked eyes. "What wrong?" Brian asked. Nick pointed at the notebook in his hand and tried to talk, but becoz of shock, he couldn't and fell straight on the floor. "Nick?!" Brian screamed.
An hour later, Nick woke up in the hospital. "We have to get rid of Lou! That fatso ripped us off!" A.J. said. "Nick? Are you alright?" Howie asked when he saw Nick looking around the room. "Yeah..." Nick whispered very softly. "Hey, we read that notebook you had in your hands!" Brian said. "You did? Man, it's just to sick for words... N'Stink are out clones!" Nick said. "Not any type of clones! But clones, from samples of our.... Eew, it's so dirty!" Kevin said. "Not that only! When we heard Brian screaming and we came to Lou's room, I also saw notes of secret illegal stuff Lou did behind our backs!" Howie said. "Yeah! He ripped us off, man!" A.J. said. "Lou took more then 50 million bucks from us!" Howie said. "What?!" Nick said. At that moment Lou came running in the room. "Oh Nick?! Are you alright!?" he asked. "Oh shut up you old fatso! We know what you've been doing behind my back!" Kevin said. "But..." Lou tried. "Shut the fuck up! I'm tired, I wanna rest! And I can't do that with your ugly fagot face staring at me!" Nick yelled.
1998 would become a very confusing year for the BSB. They left Lou and their old management and got sewed for breach of contract. The BSB, on their turn, sewed Lou and their old management for keeping 10 million from them. End 1998 the Backstreet Boys got themselves a new management and signed under a new recordlabel. When N'Stink heard about this, they just had to do the same. Coz they were only clones and couldn't think about anything themselves. That's the reason why their songs sound so much like those from the Backstreet Boys. N'Stink are nothing but the puke and shit and spit from the BSB.
But it looks like even shit gets appreciated in the world of Teenyboppers. I don't get it, you?
The information for this piece, came from very reliable sources and reliable research.
The End