-----The Jerry Springershow-----

(Brian and A.J. decided to watch tv. together at Brian's place. Today was a live-show from Jerry Springer. Since normally there are allot of strippers and other crazy sick stuff on that show, A.J and Brian decided to stay tuned. Little did they know, the show would have a more different twist...)

The audience goes wild as Jerry Springer makes his entrence. "Hey folks! And welcome to the Jerry Springershow!" he says. Everyone takes their seats but keeps cheering Jerry. "Today's show has a very weird story, so what else is new. I mean come on, it is the Jerry Springershow, not Oprah!" The studio's filled with laughter from the audience. "Ghaha, but seriously. Today's show; "Honey, I've got a secret... I'm really an alien!" Jerry says. "Ooh!!" the audience goes. "Meet Mandah. Mandah is dating a guy, who we will meet later, but she hasn't been truly honest to him." Jerry says. "Ah!" the audience goes. "Mandah, what's up?" Jerry asked to a blond girl sitting on stage.

(A.J. jumped up from the couch. "Hey!" he said to Brian. "I know that girl." Brian looked closer to the tv. "Yeah, isn't that girl..." he said.)

"Well Jerry, it's like this. I'm with this guy at the moment... But to tell ya the truth, I'm just using him." Mandah says. "Boo!!" the audience goes. "Ah, shut up!" Mandah says. "Boo!" the audience goes again. "So, why are you using him? I mean, how long are you with him, 3 years?" Jerry asked. "On an' of yeah... Well, last year, we broke up... He almost found out my secret, ya see... But now we're back together again." Mandah says. "Secret?" Jerry asked. "Yeah, you see... I've been hiding something from him." Mandah says. "And you're here on the show today to reveal that secret to him?" Jerry asked. "Yeah, where else!" Mandah said. The audience starts to cheer again. "Yeah, I need to pay my bills too! If no one goes to tell their secret on my show, I'd have to go back to blackmailing politics. But that's another story." Jerry said. The audience starts to laugh. "Okay, well let's bring the guy out then. It is actually Nick Carter from the BSB, right?" Jerry asked.

("What?! Oh wait, it's Nicks girlfriend? I always knew she was a weirdo... Remember that time when I made that "L" to her?" A.J. said. Brian nodded. "And she signed something really weird back too!" A.J. said. "Well, what can you say... Nick has a real strange taste in women, like Christina Rica, that Adams Family kid." Brian said.)

Many young girls in the audience start screaming. "O-oh, Steve! Keep the peace, will ya!" Jerry said to Steve. Steve stands up and stops the too enthusiastic girls. "Okay, I ask you all to chill, I know Nick Carter is a pop-idol, but this is the Jerry Springershow. So now, I'm the pop-idol!! No just joking, but I am asking you to stay calm." Jerry said. The older people in the audience start to laugh as the young girls go back to their places. "Okay, after the break, we'll meet Nick!" Jerry said. The audience starts to cheer again as the commercial starts up.

("Oh, commercials!" Brian said jumped up and went to get some popcorn from the kitchen. "What would that secret be?" A.J. asked. "Dunno..." Brian. said. "Maybe she's really a guy!" A.J. said. Brian came back with a full bowl of popcorn and jumped next to A.J. "Ooh look! Backstage camera!" A.J. said.)

Backstage Nick was chewing on a chocolatebar. He didn't hear a thing that happened on stage. "Nick, you're almost up." the manager of the show said. "Huh?" Nick asked, still chewing on his bar. "You're almost up." the manager repeats. "Why am I here anyway?" Nick asked. "This is the Jerry Springershow, so what do you think?" the manager said. "Isn't this show about food?" Nick asked. "No, the Jerry Springershow's never about food." the manager said. "It's not? Man, and I'm so hungry! I haven't had something to eat for 5 minutes!" Nick said. "What are you chewing on then?" the manager asked. "This, oh that's just a tiny snack!" Nick said. "I'm still hungry thou..." The manager raises his eyebrows, wondering how anyone that age could be so dumb.

("Yep, that's Nick alright, always think 'bout food." A.J. said while he swallowed a hand full of popcorn. "Hey! What about me man, give me some!" Brian said. "Oeps sorry, could you make some new ones?" A.J. asked. "Shhh!! Jerry's back on!" Brian said.)

Jerry made his entrence once again, as the cameras start to roll again. "Okay welcome back, before the break we met Mandah. She kept a secret for her boyfriend for 3 years, but today she want to come clean." Jerry says. "Ooh!!" the crowd goes. "Tell us Mandah, what is that secret?" Jerry asked. "Well, I'm having an affair with some close friends of mine..." Mandah said. The crowd starts to laugh. "Some friends? Who are they?" Jerry asked. "Ehm, well their here too, so." Mandah said. "Yeah, that's right... We meet them later this show..." Jerry said. "So, now we're gonna meet Mandah's boyfriend, Nick Carter. I want the young girls to keep calm, once again, okay. Ehm... Nick, come on out!" Jerry said. Still chewing on his chocolatebar, Nick goes on stage. "Hey Mandy, Mandah... Willa...Ehm... Hey my girlfriend!" he said surprised and took his seat next to her. Some girls started screaming and eventually fainted. Nick kept looking to the sparkly lights on the sealing of the studio. "Ooh shiny!" he said. A camera-man walked up to Nick to take a better picture of him. "Hi mom!" Nick said and started waving.

("Hey look! He's waving at us!" A.J. said and started waving back. "He wasn't waving at us. He's waving at his mom... dork!" Brian said. "You're still mad at me for eating all the popcorn aren't you?" A.J. asked. Brian looked very angry at A.J. "Sorry." A.J. squeaked.)

"Ehm, Nick, you know why you're here, right?" Jerry asked. "No..." Nick said and took another bite of his chocolatebar. "Could you put that chocolatebar away, please?" Jerry asked. "But I'm hungry." Nick said. "You can have some later, after the show is over..." Jerry said. "Well, when's the show over?" Nick asked. "Okay... Never mind, just put the chocolatebar away, for now." "K then..." Nick said and did the chocolatebar away. "Well, Mandah has a big secret she wants to share with you." Jerry said. Nick looks at Mandah, "Cool, you bought me that new Pokemon game?" he asked. "No... Look, you know I love you right... But I'm having an affair with someone else." Mandah said. "An aflair? What's an aflair?" Nick asked. "I'm having sex with someone else!" Mandah said. "Sex? Eek!!! That's dirty!" Nick said. "See, that's what I mean... You always play your stupid computergames or other stupid stuff! We have a relationship for 3 years now, and we still ain't had any sex!" Mandah said. "Eek, I'm too young to have sex! My mommy tolled me that when I'm 30 years, I was allowed to have some..." Nick said. Some people and even Jerry started to giggle. "Oh yeah, always do what your momma tells you..." Jerry said. "Yep!" Nick said. "Well, we got those persons here too, right? So let's bring 'em out!" Jerry said. LeighAnne and Amanda walked on stage.

("But that's my girlfriend!" Brian said. A.J. started laughing. "Ghahaha! I wish I could've seen that orgy!" he said. "Your girlfriend is cheating on you and you're still thinking about sex?" Brian asked. "Hey, what can I say, I'm Bonedaddy!" A.J. said. "Oh ofcors." Brian said shaking his head.)

Mandah walks up to them and starts kissing them. "EEK! But you are Brian's and A.J.'s girls!" Nick said. "Yes..." LeighAnne said "But in secret we are really..." the girls took their masks of and finally showed their ugly true faces. "We are Fembots, from the planet Bitchy. We're coming to take all the nice and good looking guys and bring them to our homeplanet!" Amanda said.

("So I dated an ugly stinking mindcontrolling alien?" A.J. yelled shocked. "My Lord!" Brian cried. "I almost married an alien!" "I even had sex with that thing too!" A.J. said "No?!" Brian said. A.J started crying; "I had sex with an alien!!" "Tell me it's a bad dream!" Brian said.)

The crowd started to scream and some of 'em run through the exit of the studio. Jerry fell, while some to fat young girls accidentally pushed him, trying to make their escape. But Nick just grabbed his chocolatebar again and took a bite of it. "We're going to take over the entire planet Earth!!! And then we will turn all you men in our little mindless robots!" Mandah said. "Is the show over yet? I'm hungry, I saw McDonalds nearby." Nick said. "NO! This is just the beginning!" LeighAnne said. Although the crowed was gone, the cameras were still rolling and everyone back home could see the 3 Fembots do their most disgusting ritual ever. Mandah, Amanda and LeighAnne started making very high horrible sounds (What could be compared to singing). "Okay ladies, from the top!" LeighAnne said, apparently she was the leader. "Ji- g-alypuff, Jiggaly- puff!" the 3 squealed. "My God, make it stop!" Jerry said, laying on the ground, under a pile of chairs. "Say Mandah... You look just like that ugly thing from Alien, but then freakier! It's not Halloween anymore, so lose the costume!" Nick said chewing his chocolate. "What did you say?!" Mandah asked and took his chocolatebar from him. That was a big mistake which she would never make again. Nicks bleu eyes turned demonred and he started to foam at the mouth like a wild dog. It was clear to everyone that he turned into Pissed Nick.

( "...Press 11, if you want to ask Jerry for a question. Press 12, for a Jerry Springer funbox! Press 13, if you want to contact us live..." "Finally!" Brian said and pressed 13. "Please wait, there are 10 callers before you." it sounded. The Jerry Springer tune started playing... "Man! They put me on hold!" Brian said. "Damn!" A.J. said. "Can I help you?" a woman said on the otherside of the phone. "Yeah, I'm Brian Littrle from the BackstreetBoys. Nick has just turned into Pissed Nick! You gotta stop him!" Brian said. "Ofcors sir, and I'm Madonna." the woman said. "You are?" Brian asked. "No you dickhead! Now please, I need to call 911, those freaks are demolishing our studio!" the woman said. "But.." Brian tried, but before he could finish his sentence, the woman hung up. "She hung up on me!" Brian said. "Like, if that's something new for you." A.J. said.)

Backstage, LeighAnne was building a cocoon for herself. (You know that Gremlin movie, when the fluffy Gizmos make cocoons and turn into those Gremlins? Well that's how her cocoon looked like, only bigger.) "Please, let me go!" Jerry begged again. "Shut up!" Nick said. Then he saw the now empty cocoon, where LeighAnne transformed into an even more ugly and hideous 10 foot high creature. "You's gonna die honky!" LeighAnne said, with a very horrible low tone in her voice. Nick looked up and became sick. "Man, I don't know what Bri sees in you!" he said. "I'm going to take over this pitiful planet! And then I'm gonna feed myself on fat apes like you!" LeighAnne said. "I'm not fat!" Nick said. He looked down, searching for a weapon and saw Jerry, laying on the ground. "No please! There still so much I have to do in my life! Shows with dragqueens and goats... Stuff like that... Please, let me go!" Jerry begged. Then Amanda and Mandah came backstage. "I thought I killed you?!" Nick said. Mandah looked up, her jaw fell from her face and one eye was hanging out of the eyehole. "My babies! What have you done with my children?!" LeighAnne said. "Those are your children?" Jerry asked. "Wait a minute... You're having sex with your children and you're an alien? My God!!!" "Yes, I'm your God! And now I'm gonna destroy you!" LeighAnne said. But Nick jumped on LeighAnnes back and started punching on her head. He smacked her so hard, that he opened a hole in her scull. Nick pulled out the tinny brain and looked at it. "They're even smaller then mine!" he said surprised. Mandah and Amanda became more angry and started screaming. LeighAnne fell on the ground, Nick still sitting on her back. He threw the brain towards Amanda and Mandah. The brain hit in the face Amanda and Amanda fell down. Then Nick jumped from LeighAnnes back and grabbed Jerry by the legs. He used him as a stick again and started hitting on Mandah. "This is for everytime you took my candybares and for the time you stole my Nintendo 64!" He said. Now Mandah fell on the ground to. Nick checked if they were died or just knocked out. "I think they're died now." Jerry said, it was a miracle he was still alive... Being used as a stick. But Nick was still Pissed Nick and now Mandah, Amanda and LeighAnne were down, he had to put his anger on something else. He walked over to Jerry. "No!" Jerry said and humped as fast as he could. Outside he saw McDonalds across the street. "Food!!" Nick said when he came outside. His demonred eyes turned back into blue. "Yes, I buy you al the food you can eat! Just please, let me live okay?" Jerry asked. "Oh yeah... Sorry for that. Food food food!" Nick said and started to druwl. Jerry and Nick walked to the McDonalds.

Then the screen turned black. A couple of minutes later Jerry came on again, rapped in bandage and still a little shaky. "Ehm, today's show turned out to be very scaring. Secrets can destroy everything in a relationship, as we've seen here. And I think we should thank Nick Carter for saving us from those aliens who wanted to take over our world, eventhough he took strange and painful measures to do so. Till next time, take care of yourselves and eachother!"

(Brian and A.J. laid fainted infront of the tv. Shocked as they were.)