(Written by; Libra Librachi. With
help from Christina)
Short
description;
Were
making fun of Teeny Boppers and the stupid stunts they pull. Some are based on
real life things, some are sugared up others are totally made up by us.
Stupid stunts by teenyboppers
Story 3; Who's the Biggest Fan?
Don't
you just hate that; "I'm the better fan, coz I got this and that of the
BSB!" When I used to go to school, there were these 2 girls, Anthonie and
Illona. Anthonie was 14, Illona was 15, myself was 14 too at that time. Both
were huge fans of Nick Carter.
Every
schoolday was the same thing. They got fights about who the better fan was, who
deserved to get with Nick. Me, personally, just didn't want anything to do with
it. I like BSB, don't get me wrong. But who cares about "Biggest Fan"
and stuff like that?! It's pointless! It has no sense at all! But eventho I was
thinking this way, I was still stuck in the middle of this fight... Let me tell
you;
It was
1998, the BSB were coming to Holland. I was having my lunchbreak when I heard
them shouting; "You're not going! Coz I already am! If I see you there
anyway, I'll beat you up! You hear me!?" Anthonie said to Illona. "Oh
yeah! I don't care anywayz! I'm going, if you like it or not!" Illona
shouted. I was just listening to my walkman, not trying to get to involved with
the whole thing. "Who's the biggest fan? Me or her?" Anthonie asked
me. I pretended I didn't heard anything and grabbed my lunchbox. "Cum on!
Who's the better fan?!" Illona asked.
I switched of my walkman and looked the 2
straight in their eyes. "Look, I'm going to the same concert as you guys,
there'll be more then 1000 people there who all believe they are the better
fan! And I don't want to participate on this contest! So if you wanna fight
about this, fine! But don't involve me in it! I'm going there to see my
favorite band perform, not to proof I'm a bigger fan!" I said. "I
respect that, but who is the better fan?" Anthonie asked. "Fine, I
got a splendid idea. Why don't you girls just climb on stage, and ask the guys
who they think is the better fan!" I said, trying to be sarcastic.
"Hey, you know... That's not even such a bad idea! We just climb on stage
and ask the Backstreet Boys themselves!" Anthonie said. "Yes, and
whoever gets to kiss Nick, while she's onstage, wins!" Illona said.
"What?! You really wanna climb on stage, kiss Nick on the mouth and ask
the guys who of you the biggest fan is?! Guys, I was just joking okay!?" I
said, trying to talk some sense in them. "Yes... That really is a good
idea! Libra, since you came up with it, you have to write it black on white! So
we both can put our signature under it!" Anthonie said. "Yeah sure!
Do you want to sign it with your own blood too?" I asked. "Yes! Why
not!?" Illona said.
Apparently
they took everything I said seriously! Oh well, so I wrote down the rules of
their stupid stunt. They took a needle to stab in their finger, so they could
sign it with their own blood.
Then
finally the event of the year was about to begin! My sister D, my cousin CK
myself and my mom, coz we had to go with the train she wanted to go along with
us, were very exited! We were there at 12:00 or something and already a huge
line-up of teenyboppers were waiting in line. The doors of the concert-hall
would open at 19:00 and the guys would make their appearance at 21:00... So I
thought I was early enough... Then I heard some girls saying they were laying
in front of the concert hall for a week! I remembered that I haven't seen
Anthonie or Illona at school for 2 weeks, now I know where they were those
couple of days...
A
couple minutes later, 2 familiar looking girls walked up to me. "Libra!
Libra! You're here too!" they shouted. They were Illona and Anthonie...
"I've been here for 2 weeks!" Anthonie yelled. "And I've been
waiting here for 3 weeks! I'm the better fan, coz I've spend longer time
waiting!" Illona shouted. "Can you keep it down? We still got like, 7
hours to wait before those damned doors will finally open!" I said.
"That bitch thought she was smarter then me! But I'm gonna be at the front
row, you're not!" Anthonie said. "We'll see about that! All right,
maybe you will get to the front row. But I'll be the one who gets on stage
first to ask the guys what I already know.. That I'm the better fan! And ofcors
to kiss Nick!" Illona said. "Guys, could you just, go somewhere
else?" I asked. "I'm the better fan! Soon the whole world will see
that!" Anthonie said. "Whatever! In your dreams!"
Waiting for 7 hours in the cold rain is
never very pleasing. But the waiting is even more frustrating when 2 teeny
bopperish idiots are battling and shouting in your ear bout who the better fan
was...
At
18:00 standing in the rain, we demanded to be allowed in the building. Everyone
was running to be at the front row or be as close as possible to the stage.
Anthonie and Illona dragged me along with them. "You're gonna witness me
winning this "Better Fan" competition!" they both shouted.
Altho
I didn't liked being dragged on my arms... I did got to be at the front row. I
was very close to the stage and could see everything very clearly! "As
soon as I see the BSB on stage I will jump on them!" Illona said.
"God man! I paid to see this concert too! So let me atleast see them do
one song!" I said. "Okay... Mostly the guys sing some songs and then
introduce themselves, ya know... Like.. One by one they walk on stage, explain
who they are and how much they love us all... That's when we run on
stage!" Anthonie said. "Yeah, that's a good idea! Wait for the
introduction section, so that every fan here can see how stupid you guys
are!" I said. "Exactly! Great idea!" Illona said. "Ofcors,
I'm the better fan, so I'm smarter then the average fan!" Anthonie said.
The
lights went off and the supporting acts came by. All stars that didn't make the
year 2000. Anthonie and Illona were preparing themselves for their big stunt...
I was preparing myself for a nerves breakdown or atleast a shock.
Then
finally at 21:00, the Backstreet Boys made their entrance on stage. "Howie
waved at me!" Illona screamed. "Yeah! Well, Nick looked at me... So,
what now!" Anthonie said. "Ofcors he was looking at you, you're
acting like an idiot! You both are!" I said.
After
the first part, the guys went of stage for a while… We all knew what was gonna
be next. I hoped Illona and Anthonie would come to their senses before any of
the guys would come on stage.
Kevin
introduced himself, followed by Howie, Brian AJ and then Nick. Illona and
Anthonie looked at each other. I’m gonna win anyway! Now The whole world will
see that too!” Illona said. Everything went like in slow motion to me as Illona
and Anthonie climbed over the fences, run passed the guards and jumped on
stage. “What in the Hell!?” A.J. yelped. “What are you girls doing here?” Kevin
asked. “Who of us 2 is the better fan?” Anthonie asked. “I am!” Illona said, jumped
into Nick’s arms and shoved her lips on his. “God dammit bitch!” Nick shouted
shocked, as he dropped her on the ground. “Girls, please go of stage? We’re
trying to perform here for our Dutch fans…” Howie said. “Why?! I’m the biggest
BSB fan of the world! None of these girls ever did what I did to come close to
you! None of these girls have all the stuff I got of you guys!” Anthonie said.
Everyone
in the audience was booing on them; “Get off stage! We want the BSB not you!” a
girl next to me shouted. “Well see, it’s a competition… The one who gets to
kiss Nick and get the guys to tell who is the better fan wins!” Illona said.
“And I guess I won, since I kissed Nick!” “But I was the one who asked the
question!” Anthonie said. The always-going argument begun again…
I
noticed that Nick was getting very pissed. Actually, this was one of the first
time when I saw the “Pissed Nick Phenomena” in real life. I mean, back in those
days I’d heard about it, but this was the first time I actually saw it with my
own eyes! His eyes become creepy red and there started to come white bubbles
from his mouth. I think they call it foaming from the mouth, or something? Dogs
get the same thing… Anyway… The guys left the stage and took the 2 idiots along
with them. They were gone for a short 5 minutes and
continued with the show. But I notice Nick was gone for atleast 10 or maybe 15
minutes! And I didn’t saw Illona nor Anthonie coming back either. Then Nick
came out all bruised and scratched and angrily finished the show. The
show was very awesome!
Those guys are the best live-performers ever! Thank goodness I took pictures so
I could “re-live” it all at home, lol. But when I looked closer at one of my
pictures of Nick, I noticed scratches on his face. I couldn’t remember seeing
that while being at the show! Weird…
After
the show had ended, I still haven’t seen Anthonie or Illona anywhere outside. A
week later I heard they were in the hospital becoz of an accident at the
BSB-concert.