(Written by; Libra Librachi)

Short description;

Were making fun of Teeny Boppers and the stupid stunts they pull. Some are based on real life things, some are sugared up others are totally made up by us.

 

Stupid stunts by Teeny Boppers

 

Story 1; The hotel

 

There once was a young girl named Lindi, she was a 14 year old German. Lindi was a big fan of the Backstreet Boys aspecialy Nick! "Er ist so cute! Er hast nice hair, a cute smile und Er ist nice and tall! Er ist so handsome! Ich weib Er ist der one for me!" she used to say. Lindi was a dumb teenybopper. She will tell you her stupid stunt herself;

"One day Ich sneaked up in seinen hotelroom. It was Mein one und only change to make Nick see das Ich seinen destiny ist! So, Ich undressed myself, laid myself down on seinen bed and waited ganzen night for him to walk through die door.

It was almost 1:00 in the evening when Ich heard noise coming from die door. So Ich tried to lay very sexy on die bed. "What in the Hell are you doing here?!" Nick asked. Er sounded really angry, Ich weib nicht why though... "Hi Nick, I'm your bigest fan!" Ich said. "That's very nice! But I'm really tired and I don't need some slutty groupie bitch to be hanging around in my room!" Nick said. "Don't you love me?" Ich asked und sat myself straight up on die bed. "Look, just leave right now and I won't call the cops, okay!" Nick said as Er opened die door again. Ich walked up to him and looked him straight in seinen Augen. "I love you! I'm you're bigest fan." I said.

But then Nicks entire face started to change! His Augen became red like fire! Er started foam from seinen mouth! Ich was very frightened. Ich never knew Nick could become so angry! Er grabbed mir bei meinen hair und dragged mir to der Halle. "I said I wanted you to get the fuck outta my room! You stupid fat disgusting slut! Go fuck with Justin, he's in the other hotel next to this one!" Nick said. "Aber Nick! Ich liebe dich! I love you! I am your destiny!" I tried. "That's enough!" Nick said. He opened einen window. "Nein! Was are you doing?! Don't throw me out! We're on the 10th floor! Ich could die!" Ich said. "Good! That's one teenybopperish groupie less!" Nick said.

     At das moment, AJ came walking through der Halle. Er smelled nach beer und cigarettes. "Help mir AJ!" Ich screamed. "Hey Nick! What's up?" AJ said. "This little fat groupie was laying on my hotelbed!" Nick said. "Way tha go boy!" AJ said. "Unlike you, AJ, I don't fuck everything that crosses my path!" Nick said. "But Nick, Ich love you!" Ich shouted. "You want some lovin' baby? Cum along with Bone Daddy!" AJ said. "Was?" Ich asked. "You want her AJ?" Nick asked and gave me to AJ! "Cum on honey, AJ will show you the bone... If you know what I mean!" Er said. "Nein!" Ich shouted und jumped from the window myself. "Bye now! Hope you had a nice stay!" AJ said."

That's when Lindi started to fall into tears. "Ich thought Er loved me!" she said, as she was shaking in her wheelchair. Poor poor girl... I, Libra Librachi, wanted to clear her up; "Listen you bitch! That's the most sickest crap I've ever heard! You know why Nick wanted to throw you from the window?! Becoz you're a stupid dumb teenybopper! A groupie! YOU'RE A HOE!!! And one more thing; NICK IS MINE!" I said as I grabbed her by the wheelchair and threw her in the lake. That's one teenybopper/ groupie less!

 

(If you got some Dumb Teeny Boppers stories, they're more then welcome here! Let's make fun of those stupid kiddies!

Libra Librachi)