(Written by; Libra)
(Credits to my mommy and Dr.A for helping me with parts of the
storyline)
Once upon a time,
there was a kingdom ruled by a King and a Queen. The Queen gave birth to a
beautiful baby boy, they named him Brian. Everyone was invited to celebrate the
birth of Prince Brian. All the witches in the country were invited too, except
for the 13th witch. The King and Queen didn't invite the 13th witch on purpose.
She was an evil witch and nobody really liked her. So they didn't send her an
invitation, hoping that the party of their newborn son would be going smoothly
without her.
Everyone who was
at the party was enjoying themselves perfectly. Then it was time for the 12
witches to bless Prince Brian. All witches gathered around in a circle around
Prince Brian's crib as they 1 by 1 stepped forward to speak out a blessing upon
The Prince. The 12th witch was about to step forward when suddenly the doors
fell wide open. "What madness is this?!" The King shouted. Smoke filled
the room as a shadow flew in. The smoke disappeared and suddenly the 13th witch
landed right in the circle of witches, next to the little Prince' crib.
"It's witch Britney!!" The Queen and King shouted, "What are you
doing here?! You were not invited to this party!!!" The queen shouted.
"Like ehm, that's so uncool of you to not invite me, ya know? I'm like,
the sexiest slut, I mean witch here and you didn't even invite me to your
stupid party. I'm like, the bomb and now I'm pissed off becoz you didn't even
cared to invite lil ol' me!! You'll pay for that, you meanies!" witch
Britney said. She pushed the 12th witch away from Prince Brian's crib. The poor
little Prince Brian started crying out loud, scared for the ugly mean witch.
"Don't even dare touching my son!" The King shouted. "Guards,
grab her!" The Queen shouted. All the guards ran up to witch Britney. The
witch turned around as she opened her mouth and started singing to the guards,
making them fly outta the throne room. Then she went back to The Prince. She grabbed
the lil Prince in her hands as she lifted him up. "My blessing to
you..." she said, "When you're 18, a horrible like bad thing will
happen to you. You will play basketball and as you try to shoot in the hoop,
the basketball will hit your head and you and this entire kingdom will
DIE!!!" Witch Britney started laughing a horrible stupid laughter as she
put The Prince back in his crib. Then she flew up as she looked around the
throne room. "You're all like ehm, DOOMED! GHAHAHAHAH!" she said as she suddenly disappeared in
smoke.
"OMG!"
The queen cried as she run to The Prince. "My son, my sweet son is gonna
die..." The King walked up to his Queen and his son. "Wait, I still
haven't spoken my blessing upon this child." the 12th with said. "Can
you break the spell?" The King asked. The queen and King looked hopeful at
the 12th witch. "I'm afraid I can't break the spell. However, I can change
it." the 12th witch said. She carefully took The Prince out off The
Queen's hands. She looked into Prince Brian's eyes as she started speaking out
her blessing. "When you're 18, you will not die while playing basketball.
Instead, you and this entire kingdom will fall asleep for a hundred years...
Until you will be awaken by a kiss." the 12th witch said. "What? You
mean instead of dying, we all will sleep for a hundred years?!" The King
asked. "Yes, sorry but that's all that I can do. The power of witch
Britney is to strong for me to break the spell. But think on the bright side,
you will awake after hundred years if a young gurl kisses your son." the
12th witch said. "Well, it's something..." The Queen said. She took
Prince Brian out off the hands of the 12th witch as she hugged him tightly.
Years had passed.
The King had demanded to burn all basketballs and basketball courts in and
around the country, hoping to prevent the fatal destiny Prince Brian would
face. Nobody in his kingdom was allowed to own anything related to basketball.
As Prince Brian grew older, his parents forbad him to speak to a witch named
Britney and to never play with orange colored balls.
It was a lovely
weather outside and The Prince decided to go out for a walk. The burds were
singing a happy song and the sky was the bluest blue. He was walking and
walking till he came at a forest. Right outside the forest stood a house The
Prince had never seen before. "My Prince." it suddenly sounded. A
young woman was playing with an orange ball as she run around a grey colored
area. "What is that you're playing with?" Prince Brian asked. "This,
My Prince, is a basketball." the young woman replied. "A what?"
The Prince asked. The young woman laughed as she stopped playing with the
basketball and walked up to The Prince. "My Prince, have you never heard
of basketball before?" she asked. The Prince blushed as he looked at her.
"How old are you now?" the young woman asked. "I'm 18 Miss, I
turned 18 a week ago." Prince Brian replied. "You're 18 and never
heard of basketball before? My my... Well then, as a gift I will teach you how
to play this wonderful game then." the young woman said. "I'd be
honored to learn something new, Miss." The Prince said. "Good, follow
me." the young woman said. She took Prince Brian's hand as she led him to
the basketball court. "See that thing there?" she asked as she
pointed at a long white with red colored thing. "That's a basketball hoop.
When you throw this orange ball, a basketball, in that hoop you get a
point." the young woman explained. "Really?" The Prince asked.
"I'll show you." the young woman said. She started running around The
Prince with the basketball and then threw it right in the hoop. "Wow, that
looks like fun." The Prince said. "Try it." the young woman
said. She gave the basketball to The Prince. Prince Brian looked at the
basketball in his hands and then at the hoop. He threw the ball up, aiming at
the hoop. The ball went up and went straight in the hoop. "Yeay!" The
Prince cheered. "Now try this. I'm blocking your way to the hoop and you
have to dribble your way with the ball to the hoop, trying to get away from
me." the young woman said. "Why can't I just walk to the hoop with
the ball in my hands?" The Prince asked. "You're not allowed to hold
the ball in your hands when you walk, you're only allowed to dribble. You
bounce the ball on the floor as you run to the hoop. You understand what I'm
saying?" the young woman asked. "Yes." Prince Brian replied.
"Good, then let's try it." the young gurl said. The Prince took a few
steps back as the gurl followed him, stand right between him and his way to the
hoop. "Alright, give me your best shot tuff guy." the young woman
said. Prince Brian started dribbling to the hoop, avoiding the young woman.
Then he wanted to throw the ball in the hoop. But something strange happened.
The ball bounced right on the ring of the hoop and bounced right back at The
Prince.
The young woman
started laughing as Prince Brian became dizzy. "What, what's happening
with me?" The Prince asked. Everything around him started spinning as The
Prince fell on the ground. "Yes, he's dead!!" the young woman cheered.
She pulled on her clothes and the young woman was nobody but the evil witch
Britney. "No, he's not died!" it sounded. The evil witch turned
around and the 12th witch flew up to her. "I just saw your basketball
court and knew what you were up to." she said. Then she saw Prince Brian
laying on the ground. "OMG!" she said. Witch Britney laughed as she
suddenly disappeared. The 12th witch took The Prince in her arms and took him
to his palace. Everyone in the kingdom was falling asleep when she went to the
palace. When she got at the palace, the 12th witch put Prince Brian in his bed.
"You bitch! He's supposed to be
dead, instead he's now sleeping!!!" it sounded. It was the evil witch,
Britney. She flew right in the room and landed in front of the 12th witch.
"But I will prevent that anyone will ever come near to him so he won't
ever wake up in his eternal sleep!!!" witch Britney shouted. She grabbed
the 12th witch and threw her outta the window of The Prince' room. Then she
looked at the sleeping Prince and laughed. "You will sleep forever my dear
Prince, no one will ever awaken you!!!" she said. Dark clouds filled the
sky and it started to ran as the evil witch Britney raised her hands. She
closed her eyes and let huge basketball hoops block all the entrances to the
palace. The basketball hoops went on even miles away from the palace, so that
nobody could ever come in. Then witch Britney turned herself into a huge ugly
monster, guarding the palace.
Hundred years had
passed. In those years thousands of women had tried to kiss Prince Brian, but
none of them could reach him. Some disappeared to never be found again, while
others gave up while trying to find a way thro the basketball hoops.
"Mom, I'm
home!" Leighanne shouted. "How did it go? Did ya get the part?"
it sounded from the kitchen. Mom was baking bread in the oven. "Mmmh, that
smells good." Leighanne said. "Thank you honey." Mom said.
"I got the part. I'm gonna play a heroen, the leading part!"
Leighanne said. "I'm so proud of you honey!" Mom said. "I have
to be at the teacher's house in a few minutes. I only dropped by to put some
stuff outta my bag." Leighanne said. "You promise to be home by
dinner?" Mom asked. "Yes mom, don't worry. I'm a grown woman and I
know what I'm doing." Leighanne said. "You promise to be
careful?" Mom asked. "Mom, I'm 22 years old." Leighanne said.
"Alright then..." Mom said. She gave Leighanne a kiss on her forehead
as she put some bread in her bag. "Mom, I'm not hungry and I'll only be
gone for a few hours!" Leighanne giggled. "Just go already, otherwise
you'll be late." Mom said. "Alright mom, see ya later."
Leighanne said. Leighanne got outta the house and went in her car.
"Leighanne, I'm
glad you're here." the teacher said as she let Leighanne in her house.
"You're the 1st of the gang so I'm afraid you'll have to wait till
everyone's here." Leighanne looked around her, she never been in her
teacher's house before. "You got a nice home." she said. "It's
old, like me." the teacher said. "Want something to drink?"
Leighanne sat down in the couch in the livingroom. "Sure, coffee would be
nice." she said. "Alright, I'll make you some right now." the teacher said. Leighanne saw the huge
closets filled with books. The teacher came walking in with a pot of coffee.
"You've got lots of books, ma'am." Leighanne said. "Yes, I love
books." the teacher said. The teacher took a book offa a shell and sat
down next to Leighanne. "This, this is a great book." she said.
Leighanne looked at the book. The cover looked very impressive. The title
"Sleeping Brian" was written with gold it was covered in velvet. The
teacher opened the book. "This is an old book about a kingdom with a
tragic ending." she said. "What happens to them then?" Leighanne
asked. "Well, it starts with the birth of Prince Brian. the son of a King
and Queen. Then an evil witch curses the entire kingdom becoz she wasn't
invited to the party and everyone sleeps for a hundred years... That's where it
ends anyway." the teacher said. "That's sad..." Leighanne said.
"Ooh, I smell something..." the teacher said. Leighanne smelled in
the air. "Yes, I smell cookies." she said. "Ofcors! I was baking
some cookies. Excuse me, I have to take them out off the oven." the
teacher said. Leighanne nodded understanding as the teacher got up and left for
the kitchen.
Curious Leighanne looked
thro the book. Suddenly a piece of paper fell outta the book. "What's
this?" Leighanne asked to herself. She picked it up from the floor and
took a better look. At that moment the teacher came walking in with a tray of
cookies. "Where did you find that?!" she asked as she let everything
fall outta her hands, on the floor. "I was looking thro this book and it
just fell out. What is it?" Leighanne asked. The teacher sighed as she
knelt down to pick up the cookies. Leighanne got up and helped her. "Thank
you my child." the teacher said. She put the tray with cookies on the
table and crashed down in the couch, trying to catch breath. "What's
wrong? You looked upset when you saw this piece of paper." Leighanne asked
worried. The teacher looked at Leighanne. "Child, you shouldn't be
worrying yourself about that piece of paper." she said. "Why? What's
with it?" Leighanne asked. She grabbed the piece of paper and took a
better look.
The teacher took a
deep breath. "This is the route to the castle of the sleeping kingdom. Of
Sleeping Brian." she said. "You mean The Prince from the book? The
sleeping kingdom?" Leighanne asked. "Yes, see...." the teacher
said. She got up and with snipping in her fingers she made the wall look like a
screen. Leighanne looked confused at her teacher. "Look, this is Prince
Brian." the teacher said. A picture of a handsome young man appeared outta
nowhere. "This day he's sleeping a hundred years. He can only be awaken by
a kiss of a fair maiden." the teacher said. Leighanne just stared confused
at her. "I'm the 12th witch... In these past years I've been trying to
look for women and gurls who might save the Sleeping Prince and his kingdom.
But all of them so far didn't make it. I gave up hope to become a drama
teacher." the teacher said. "You mean this is real?" Leighanne
asked. She looked at The Prince, she somewhere felt attracted to him. "I'd
be glad to save him." she said. "No, it's to dangerous!" the teacher
said. "But, what's so hard about kissing a man?" Leighanne asked.
"The palace is surrounded with a forest of basketball hoops!" the
teacher said. "Basketball hoops? What's so dangerous about that!?"
Leighanne asked. "I think I could give it a go to save this Prince."
"Don't do it, you're gonna get killed!" the teacher said. "No,
all I need is a plan and the way to that palace." Leighanne said.
"The palace is under guard by an evil witch, who turned herself into a
hideous monster!" the teacher said. "I'm sure I can handle that
too." Leighanne said. Leighanne read the piece of paper and got up.
"I'm gonna kiss that Prince Brian and awaken the entire kingdom!" she
said. "Alright, I'll bring you. But you need a weapon..." the teacher
said. She went to the closet with books and pulled on a book. The bookcase
slide in the wall as another closet appeared. "You'll need this potion to
defeat witch Britney. She's the 1 guarding the palace." the teacher said.
"Thanx" Leighanne said as she took the potion and put it in her bag. "Are
you sure that this is what you truly want?" the teacher asked. Leighanne looked up at the picture of Prince
Brian and smiled. "Who could resist a smile like that?" she asked.
The teacher giggled as she walked up to Leighanne and took her hands in her
hands. "Close your eyes." she said. Leighanne closed her eyes. The
teacher spoke out a spell.
"You may open
your eyes again my child." it sounded. Leighanne carefully opened her
eyes. She rubbed her eyes and looked around her. Her mouth fell open, confused
and surprised at what she saw. It looked like a huge forest was surrounding a
building that seemed miles away. But the forest didn't exist outta trees like
any other forest would do, it exist outta basketball hoops, just like the
teacher said. "This is the basketball forest. Somewhere in this forest
you'll find the castle of the Prince." the teacher said. Leighanne just
looked at the forest. "I think I can do this." she said.
"Alright then. Remember to sprinkle this potion on witch Britney when you
see her. Here are special basketball shoes, these will make it easier on you to
get around this forest." the teacher said. The teacher reached in her
sleeves and took out a pair of trendy basketball shoes. She gave the shoes to
Leighanne. Leighanne stepped outta the heels she was wearing and put on the
basketball shoes. "I wish I could help you out more than this, but there's
nothing more I can do. This entire forest is witch Britney's territory now and
my magic won't do that well here." the teacher said. Leighanne got up and
smiled at the teacher. "Come on now, you've helped me out allot. You gave
me the potion and the map that leads to the castle. And I will get rid offa
that trashy Britney witch, don't worry. And once I have, I will finally see the
Prince in real life. He looks so sweet and handsome on that picture you showed
me! I felt all mushy inside when I saw him... I just have to kiss him!"
Leighanne said. "Good luck my child." the teacher said. "Thank
you. I better get going now." Leighanne said. She walked up to the forest.
She looked back at the teacher just 1 last time and then kept on walking and
walking thro the forest. "I sure hope she's the 1." the teacher
sighed as she disappeared in nothingness.
Leighanne had been
walking for hours now. She was exhausted and tired. Suddenly she tripped over
something and dropped the piece of paper where the map was written on.
Leighanne crawled back on her feet and looked at the thing she tripped on. It
looked like a huge toe. "What is that?" Leighanne asked out loud.
Suddenly it was like the world was shaking. Leighanne hold on to a basketball
hoop as suddenly a huge hideous creature raised outta the forest of basketball
hoops. Leighanne screamed outta disgust when she took a better look. "Like
ehm, you broke my toe nail! And look at my the nail polish on my toenail, you
scratched it off!" the creature said. "Like, it took me years to get
the nail polish on my toes the right way and then you go and scratch if off!?
That's so uncool of you man, like, so totally not nice!" The creature had
this cheap mascara on which was leaking over her face. Her lips were colored
red, the red cheap hookers would use. And the her clothes. Leighanne was so
grossed out at the sight of the hideous thing that she decided to take it for a
run.
She ran and ran till she got to a
huge gate. She looked up and saw that the gate looked familiar. Then she
remembered, this gate is the gate of the castle of Prince Brian. Exited
Leighanne tried to open the gate. She tried pushing and kicking at it, but it
didn't move an inch at all. Then the sound of burping and hiccupping sounded.
"You meanie, you scratched me nail polish on my toenail! You know how hard
it is for someone of my I-.. I-... You know hard it is for my brain to paint my
toes?" it sounded. It was the hideous creature Leighanne tripped on
earlier in the forest. "Oh yeah, you should never tire out your brain like
that, should ya?" Leighanne sniggered to the creature. "Like ehm, do
you even know who I am?" the creature asked Leighanne. Leighanne raised
her shoulders. "Nope, I have no idea." she said. "Like, I am...
Ehm... Like ehm, I'm a hoochie-mama!" the creature said. "Ya don't
say." Leighanne said as she rolled with her eyes. "Listen here,
hoochie-mama. I got better things on my mind then wasting my time on some
brain-dead bimbo who can't even put on make-up the right way. So if ya would
excuse me, I got a Prince to save!" Leighanne said. She went back on
pushing and kicking the gate, ignoring the creature. "I am Britney, I'm a
slut! And you're never gonna get to the Sleeping Prince!" the creature.
"You mean you're the witch that put the sweetest guy into 100 years of
sleep? You?! You don't seem like someone who even knows how to use her brain if
there was a manual with it!" Leighanne said. Britney the witch looked at
Leighanne. "What did that mean?" she asked. Leighanne looked up at
witch Britney. "It means you're to retarded to think." Leighanne
said. "Huh?" witch Britney asked. Leighanne sniggered and signed an
"L" with her finger and her thumb to the witch. Witch Britney's brain
got all messed up. All the difficult words and signs Leighanne was using was to
much for her tiny brain. "Like ehm, I gotta go and hump the floor to get
more power." witch Britney said. "Ugh!" Leighanne yelped disgusted.
Then she remembered the potion the teacher gave her. Witch Britney was waggling
around. Leighanne ran up to her and opened the bottle with the potion.
"Like, what are you doing?!" witch Britney whined when she saw
Leighanne running up to her. Witch Britney tried to slap Leighanne with her
hand, but Leighanne jumped up just in time. The basketball shoes the teacher
gave her, made Leighanne jump really high. Leighanne landed on witch Britney's
head. "Get off my head, my brain doesn't work when someone's sitting on my
head!" with Britney whined.
Leighanne laughed. "You crack me up!" she said. Witch Britney started
crying and tried slapping Leighanne, but slapped herself instead. "Ouch,
you're so mean, you meanie!" witch Britney shouted. "Hit me Britney,
hit me 1 more time!" Leighanne said. Witch Britney grabbed in her hoochie
top, which looked more like a bra, and pulled out a huge silicon. Leighanne
felt disgusted when she saw that. Witch Britney tried to hit Leighanne with the
piece of silicon. Leighanne sprinkled some of the potion on the silicon and
jumped offa witch Britney's head. "Ouch, I fell and now I'm dead!"
Leighanne screamed. "Good! I killed you, you meanie!" witch Britney
cheered. She put her silicon back in her bra. Suddenly she fell weird. Witch
Britney started shrinking and suddenly her boobs exploded. "Like, oh no!
My beautiful fake boobs!" witch Britney cried. Then suddenly she just
bursted into little pieces. "Buh-Bye!" Leighanne said.
Then she run back
to the gate. But she had no idea how to get in. Kicking and pushing didn't
helped, Leighanne already tried that. Then she looked up and saw an open
window. Leighanne looked around and got an idea. She took some steps back and
then ran as fast as she could. She then jumped up and as she jumped she jumped
right into the window. "Great shoes." Leighanne said. Leighanne'd
jumped into a bedroom. She looked around and saw a huge bed in the middle of
the room. A red velvet carpet led from the door to the bed. When Leighanne
looked closer she noticed someone was sleeping in the bed. Quietly, Leighanne
walked up to the bed. Then she saw him, Prince Brian sleeping peacefully. He
looked like he was having a normal sleep. "My beautiful Prince."
Leighanne said relieved. "I finally found you." Leighanne stroke her
hand thro Prince Brian's hair. Then she slowly bent over to kiss him softly on
his lips. She pulled back and looked at the Prince's peaceful face. He didn't
move a muscle. Leighanne smiled. "Maybe I should kiss you again." she
said. She bent to kiss Brian a longer kiss. Then suddenly the Prince kissed her
back. Leighanne got a little surprised and backed away a bit. The Prince licked
his lips and carefully opened his eyes. Leighanne was full of joy as Prince
Brian's eyes stared back into hers. "Where am I?" the Prince asked a
little sleepy. "You've been sleeping for a 100 years." Leighanne
said. "I have?" Prince Brian asked. Leighanne nodded. She explained
him the entire story.
"You saved my
life." Prince Brian said. Leighanne blushed. "Hooray!" it
sounded. The doors from the bedroom fell wide open and the King and Queen
stepped in, followed by lots of joyful people who also slept for a 100 years.
"Thank you Leighanne!" they cheered. Leighanne blushed some more.
"Awh, you guys." she said. "Yes, thank you very much Leighanne."
a familiar voice sounded. The 12 witches walked in the room. Then 1 of them
stepped forward, it was the teacher. "I never knew if you would actually
make it, but I'm glad you did." she said. Leighanne looked at Prince Brian
and smiled. "It was worth the risk." she said. "Leighanne, I
wanna marry you." Prince Brian said. Leighanne looked surprised.
"Would you marry me?" Prince Brian asked. Leighanne looked him in his
eyes. "Ofcors I wanna marry you!" she said. The King and Queen walked
up to them. "Wonderful! Let's have the ceremony right away!" they
said. Leighanne looked at them. "What? You mean now?" she asked.
"Yes, right now!" the King said. Leighanne looked at Prince Brian.
"Isn't that a lil to soon?" she asked. "But, don't you love
me?" Prince Brian asked. "Yes, I do love you. But I hardly know you.
I think we should get to know eachother before we get married." Leighanne
said. Prince Brian, the Kind, the Queen and everyone else looked confused at
Leighanne. "You're right." Prince Brian said. "And I wanna see
what this new world has to offer for me. I've slept for a century and could
sure learn about the ways this age has." Leighanne smiled. "And I'd
be glad to show you everything." she said. "Great, then we can finally
have that trip to Jamaica we always wanted!" The King and Queen said.
"You're not mad at me for not wanting to marry right away then?"
Leighanne asked. "No, not at all. Besides, I still wanna learn how to play
real basketball!" Prince Brian said. "As long as you won't fall
asleep for another 100 years coz of it." Leighanne sniggered.
The entire kingdom
decided to live like normal people. The King and Queen took a trip to Jamaica
like they said. Brian learned to play basketball the right way and he didn't
hit his head to the ball anymore. After being engaged for a few years,
Leighanne and Brian finally got married and they lived happily ever after.
The End