Written by; Libra Librachi
Short description;
Like in "The Prankcall" I again call Nick and bug him… It's kinda mean and harsh, but so is life…
Prankcall 2
I must admit that I felt really stupid after pulling the Prankcall, knowing that I could've done an even more funnier prankcall. So, I decided to try it one more time...
(I grabbed my mobile-phone, just incase Nick might have a number-indicator after the last time.)
Pring... Pring...
Nick; "Yes?"
Libra; (with a very stupid cockney accent) "Hello sir! We're advertising for Get-It-Up, an improved version of the Viagra... We're calling you to ask if you might be interested in one of our special offers..."
Nick; "What? Is this a joke or something? Coz if it is, I'm not laughing!"
Libra; "No sir, we're absolutely serious here at Get-It-Up! We take our job very serious!"
Nick; "I ain't got no time for this junk alright! It's 4 o'clock in the morning God damnit and I have to work in a couple of minutes!"
Libra; "But sir, I promise this will only take a minute! Now tell me, have you got any problems with your libido, sir? Does it still work properly? Or is it hard to get your Willy up? Get-It-Up can help you with..."
Nick; "Who the hell do you think you are!? That's enough! You can just suck my dick!"
*tuut tuut* Strangely, the phone got disconnected, there was probably an earthquake and the phone-lines didn't work! Either that, or he hung up by himself.. I wonder why tho... Maybe he was just in a hurry. After all, he did say he had to go to work in a few minutes. I decided to give him another change...Pring... Pring...
Nick; "What!?"
Libra; "Hi sir, we just got disconnected, so I called you back..."
Nick; "Oh hell no..!"
Libra; "What did you mean with, Suck my dick, by the way? I'm sorry but I don't provide that kind of service... If you want you can call 0500-PHONESEX! But first, are you interested in our special offer?"
Nick; "I don't want you to suck my dick! I don't want to call for phone-sex and I don't want your stupid offer!"
Libra; "Now about that Get-It-Up pill. We have a special offer just for a few selected people, like yourself! We give away flavored condoms, a tape of Wet-Hot-Heavy and ofcors a box full of our Get-It-Up pills! And this all for only $19.95!"
Nick; "Now listen up you! I tolled you that I ain't got any time for this shit! So just stop this stupid act alright...! I'm telling you this one time, and one time only! GET OF MY BACK!!!!"
*tuut tuut* Nick hung up again. Now I became a little tired! After all, he didn't tolled me if he wanted the stuff or not! It's not like I asked him to watch Britney Spears Sometimes video! Or made him listen to Dutch horrification Frans Bauer (a singer that looks and sounds like a drowned cat that swallows it's own tongue.) So I had to call him back!Pring... Pring... Pring... Pring...
Nick; "That's enough! I got your number now missy! Ghaha! Bet ya didn't knew I got myself a number-indicator, did ya!? I wrote it down the last time you called. I know who you are! This is just some sick joke, right?! Coz if you're really working for that Viagra-company, you would've called with a normal number and not with a mobile-number! So tell me, who are you!?"
I was a bit surprised with this, never knew Nick was that cleaver... I didn't knew what to say at all! So I decided to hang up.
Libra; "Bye bye!"
Figuring I should stop with this, I wanted to erase Nicks number from my mobile memory-card. But to my surprise I got a call!
Libra; "Hello...?"
Nick; "Can I ask you somethin'? Why do you keep calling me with these sick calls? Damnit! I gotta work in a minute and I don't need no crazy fans like you to keep buggin' me all the time!"
Libra; "OOh my God! It's Nick Carter!! Oh wow! Wait, let me tell my mom and my sister and my cousin and my dad and everyone at my block... Just a second!"
So I ran through the hallway screaming and yelling like a nutcase. Then I went back on the phone and started singin' as loud and horrible as I could.
Libra; "Quit playing games with my heart! With my heart! With my heart! I should've known from the start! For my heart! Baby!"
Nick; "Ain't you got a damned life of your own that you keep stalking me!? Don't ever call me, you bitch!"
Then Nick hung up again. I promised myself that I'd erase his number... But I couldn't. I'm planning a new prankcall, if anyone has a suggestion what to say next, feel free to share that with me!
Nick, did you really think this was the last time?
(Again, this was all just made up! I do not know Nicks number in real life... And if you're wondering, no I don't work for any Viagra-companies! Get it?!)