As he grinned in an evil way, Nick sneaked into Howies hotelroom. He had planned a mean practical joke. This time Howie was his innocent, none expecting victom...

It was 4:00 in the early morning when Brian, A.J. Kevin and Nick woke up by a loud scream coming from Howies room. They all ran to Howies hotelroom and knocked on his door. "What's going on?" Kevin asked. "I dunno... Yo Howie, everything okay?" A.J. said. "Why were you screaming?" Brian asked. Nick, who damn well knew what was going on, stood there quietly. "Just open the door, Howie!" Kevin said. "NO!" Howie screamed. "We have to do the preparations for tonight, why were you screaming?!" Brian asked. "Cum on, open up Howard...?" Nick said. "NO!" Howie screamed again. "FINE, then we're leaving, okay Howie!" A.J. said.

The second the guys wanted to leave, Howies door flew open. "WHO DID THIS?!" Howie yelled. Nick was already laughing inside. When the guys walked into Howies room, he cracked and couldn't take it any longer. There Howie was, wearing a green dress, with 2 apples as his breasts and high heals on his feet. He even had some make-up on! "Gee Howie, green is definitely your color!" A.J. said, as he burst into laughter. They all started laughing, except for Howie. "WHO DID THIS?" he yelled again. "It wasn't me!" Brian said as he tried to stop laughing. "Me neither...!" A.J. said. Kevin raised his shoulders too. Then the 4 looked at Nick, who was laughing the loudest at the moment. "IT WAS YOU, WASEN'T IT?!" Howie yelled. Nick's eyes were tearing from laughter. "Ghahaha!!! Isn't she lovely... Isn't she wonderful!" he sang. Howie become fire-red from anger. "I'll get you for this!" he shouted. "Uho!" Nick said and run through the hallway, as Howie chaised him down, still in his dress not to mention!

Nick run laughing to the elevator, but when he saw Howie, he took the staircase instead. Howie fell a couple of times, since he couldn't really walk on the high heals. After running all the way to the lobby, Nick got tired and took a deep breath, thinking Howie was still far away. "Now I've got you! You'll pay for this!" Howies angry voice sounded behind him. Howie grabbed Nicks neck and started to choke him. Then they heard some girls giggling behind them. When Howie and Nick turned around, they saw a bunch of fans standing in the lobby. Nick started to laugh all over again, so did the fans. "AAAAHH!" Howie screamed, run into the elevator and went back to his room.

That night, upstage, Howie didn't spoke to Nick. He only looked at him with a deadly glare. Some girls standing up in the front row, who were also in the lobby couldn't stop giggling whenever they saw Howie passing by.

Nick felt a little sorry about his joke... So after doing the song "The one", when the guys went backstage to dress up for the next song, he went to Howie. "Look, I didn't meant to hurt you." he said. Howie kept quiet and acted like he didn't hear Nick talking. Brian saw it all and went to the 2. "Look, I might've laughed too... But I really think it wasn't a nice joke Nick pulled." he said. "Those girls, fans to be precise, saw me in a dress! What would they think of me now? What if they tell it to their friends and the media will find out?! I'm scarred for life! Thanks allot Nick!" Howie said. "I'm really sorry okay! How was I supposed to know there would be fans waiting in the lobby!?" Nick said. Howie looked at Nick with an evil angry glimpse in his eye. "I'll make you pay for this! Just you wait!" Howie said. "Please Howie, I already said I was sorry!" Nick said. "Guys, we've gotta go up and do, All I have to give!" Kevin said. Without saying a word, Howie grabbed his hat and went on stage. Nick looked at Brian who raised his shoulders. "Don't worry, he won't be mad forever." he said.

When they finished the song "All I have to give", Nick walked up to Howie and did his arm around his shoulder. "Can I say something?!" he asked to the audience. The girls just cheered, as the teeny boppers they were. "This morning, I pulled a very mean practical joke on Howie. But now, I feel very sorry for doing that! So Howie, I'm sorry man!" Nick said as he gave Howie a hug. "Well... It's okay I guess..." Howie said. The fans started to cheer again.

The guys finished their show and Howie and Nick were friends again. After the show, the guys went for a drink together, before stepping in the tourbus again and hitting the road. When they got on the bus, they were pretty tipsy. All the way, driving to their next scheduled place, they kept acting like idiots. Singing weird songs like "Row your bum" and those types of stuff. Even the busdriver was a little tipsy! Howie, the only one not drunk, tried to keep the peace and sense in the group. "Guys, I think it would be better if we all took some sleep." he said. "Ah, shut up Howie! Don't you wanna make fun?" A.J. asked as he pored a bottle of vodka and drunk everything at once. Then he opened the buswindow and mooned his ass to the other cars driving next to the bus. "Stop that!" Howie said shocked as he pulled A.J. back in. "Gees Howie, lighten up will ya! Ya hear those fans screaming?" A.J said. "Wait, let me do that too!" Nick said and wanted to buckle up his belt. But Howie stopped him and said. "Are you insane!? You're not gonna do that, okay!" he said.

Then suddenly, the bus started to drive funny. "Yo dude! Where did you got your drivers license? At the K-mart?" Nick shouted at the busdriver. The busdriver didn't respond in anyway. Nick got a little mad about that and went up to the driver. "I said..." Then he saw that the busdriver was sleeping. "Ooh, look at that! Bussydriver is having his nighty nighty!" Nick said. "HE WHAT?!" Howie asked. "Don't worry, I'll take over the wheel!" Nick said as he pulled the busdriver away from the wheel and sat himself down in the driverseat. "I don't think..." Howie tried, but Nick pulled the pedal to the metal and started to drive like a lunatic driver on sundaymorning! Howie fell on Kevin, who was sipping his 9th bottle of beer. Brian started to laugh about that. "Yo Nick, faster!" A.J. screamed. "Okay, here we go! Thizzis your captain, KidNickyBadDog speaking! I give you assholes a trip you won't forget!" Nick, said as he pulled the accelerator to the limit. "NO! You'll get us killed!" Howie yelled. "Calm down lady!" Nick said. "WHAT?!" Howie said. "Nick! You're heading towards a cliff!" Brian screamed. "That's funny!" Nick giggled. The others ran to the wheel and tried to stop the bus, before it would crash down the cliff. They were almost at the edge of the cliff, when the buss stopped. The back of the buss flew up a little, which lifted Howie up in the air, and made him crash through the window. "Hey! I didn't knew Howie could fly!" Nick said. Howie fell and fell into the deep black hole of the cliff. You couldn't even hear him hitting the bottom, that's how deep it was! "If Howie can fly all the way down that cliff, I bet he could fly up too!" Nick said. "Yeah! Cum on Howard, fly up!" A.J. screamed down the cliff. His voice echoed back. "Ghaha! Y'all hear that?" he said.

After waiting a short half hour for Howie flying up again, the guys decided to move on. "Maybe he already flew up to our next location!" Nick said. Kevin jumped behind the wheel and the guys went on their way again.

Darkness and fire surrounded Howie, when he opened his eyes. "Where am I?" he asked himself. Then he saw Elvis running by, who got chaised down by John Lennon. "Give me my smashed potatoes back!" John Lennon screamed. "Return the sender, address unknown!" Elvis said. Howie scratched the back of his head. "What?" he asked. He tried to stand on his feet again, but everything around him was hot like fire. "Auch! What is this place?" he asked. "This is Hades...." a dark evil voice sounded. Howie looked around. "Here you dork!" the evil voice said. Howie looked up, behind him, then he looked down and saw a little girl standing in front of him. "Hi little girl what's your..." Howie tried, but then he looked closer and saw that her eyes were black as coll. She kinda looked like Christina Aguilera, but that couldn't be possible, could it? "I'm LuccyFire, your demon here in Hell." the girl said. "DEMON??? HELL? Am I in Hell?!" Howie asked. "You really think Elvis would be in Heaven with all the shit he pulled?! The fat fagot sang horribly! Even a drowned cat would've sounded better!" LuccyFire said. "Gee, I always kinda liked Elvis..." Howie said. "That's one of the reasons why you're here! That and for having that ugly beard!" LuccyFire said. Howie stroke his beard. "You look like Christina Aguilera... But she's not dead, right?" Howie asked. The girl looked at Howie. "I am Christina Aguilera on earth..." she said. "How did I get here anyway?" he asked. "Don't you remember, your so called Backstreet pales killed you." LuccyFire said. "NO! They would never do that!" Howie said. "You're right, but they left you to die though..." LuccyFire said. She tolled Howie the whole thing, When Howie heard it all, he got pretty mad... Very angry, no, he became insanely aggressive. "I bet you would want to revenge your death, huh?" LuccyFire asked. Howie looked at her and nodded his head.

It was very late when AJ, Nick, Brian and Kevin came to their hotel. Kevin drove into a lake a couple of times and thought the bus was a submarine... As the guys dragged their luggage to the lobby they got surprised. "I tolled you Howie would fly his way to the hotel!" Nick said. "Cool man!" A.J. said, walked up to Howie and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Gee, you're a little cold... Have you been to the North Pole or something?" A.J. asked. Howie just smiled. "Here are your bags!" Kevin said as he threw Howies luggage on top of him. "Sorry, they went for a swim in the lake... So they're a little wet." Brian said. "Thank you!" Howie said in a cold creepy way. In 1 swing he pulled all his bags up. Knowing Howie, he has allot of luggage with him.

They all went to their own room. "Well Howie, goodnight! And you might lock your door, who knows you might wake up in a tutu tomorrow!" Brian said. Nick, Kevin, A.J. and Brian all laughed and went in their rooms. "Just you wait..." Howie said in himself.

(As you can see, or not, this story isn't finished… So that's why; To Be Continued)