| ~Play with the salt and pepper shakers at fancy restaurants. Attempt to break them. ~Ask a lot of unnecessary questions ~Sing songs from shows such as Barney or Sesame Street and make up silly dances to them ~Wear bright colored clothes inside out; don't match your socks ~Wear underwear or beach towels on your head ~Color outside the lines ~Color everything in sight - the keyboard, the walls, plates, etc. ~Use unusual drawing tools, such as chocolate syrup or Clorox Bleach ~If you decide to do laundry, just throw in anything and everything that needs to be washed. Add a bar of soap or a bottle of detergent, and play with the dials until you think they're set right. Hope that nothing blows up ~If you have a backpack or briefcase, make sure it's a bright color and has a picture of a Disney character on it. ~Eat Lunchables, Applesauce, or PB&J ~Paint your car with stripes or polka dots ~Insist on going into the toy store every time you go to the mall ~Always get a toy from those machines at the grocery store ~If you have to go with someone to a clothes or another "boring" store, whine and make up excuses such as you have to go to the bathroom so that you can get out of the store faster ~Be hyper right before bedtime and run around instead of going to sleep ~No matter what your bedtime is, complain that it's too early and seek a later one ~Laugh! |
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