| ~ Always Make sure the toilet seat screws are tight before sitting down. ~ Never deflate a moon bounce when there are kids inside. ~Never play follow the leader at a ski resort when its ur first day on a snowboard, you may end up in a half pipe. ~If your gonna faint make sure your friends know ur not joking. ~ If you come across a sign that says "Wet Paint", its not lieing so there is no need to test it. ~On the firdt day of school write your locker combo on your hand, not a piece of paper that you will put inside your locker. ~If your mother ever asks you if the outfit she is wearing makes her look fat, the anwser is always "NO!" ~Never hold 2 open pixie sticks in one hand and attempt to eat from only one. ~Never wear a red and white stripped shirt, you may be called Waldo for life. ~On April Fools Day always make sure there is no vasaline or saran wrap on the toliet seat. ~Never play frisbee with a new CD on the driveway.haha unless its hanson! ~Do not test the laws of gravity. ~Never pee on a deserted snow covered farm. ~Never eat chilli or beans before a long car drive, it may cause others discomfort. ~Never attempt to cast a fish line when there are people behind you. u wont catch a fish ull catch a trip to the hospital. ~Do not throw balls at the man in the cart at the drving range....he may get angry. |
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| The following are all mistakes my or my friends have made that u shouldnt make! |