| 32. You sing voluntarily in an annoying high-pitch voice. 31. You ask wat the veggie alternative is at every meal. 30. You wake up somebody is the middle of the night to be your buddy to go to the bathroom. 29. You confuse people by saying funny words such as, torch, jumper, bin etc. 28. You confuse people by talking in funny accents. 27. If somebody bangs on a pot or pan, you jump off your chair, lie on the floor kicking your arms and legs up, then pretend you have no idea what people are talking about when they question. 26. You weird out someone you dont know, and when they say "You're crazy" you yell "CRAZY!?" i was crazy once! They locked me up.... 25. When someone starts to get everybody's attention, you sing " Announcements, announcements, annouuuuuuuuuuuncements!" 24. When your finished with your plate, you pass it to the head of the table for them to scrape. 23. You go into your room at night and scrouge around for a flashlight. 22. You do the "clappy thing" with u are trying to get a group of people's attention. 21. You scream "Assie, Assie, Assie" to get a group's attention. 20. You are disorientated in your own bedroom, because it has 4 walls, windows and doors that close all the way, and trees are nowhere in sight. 19. You keep snacks in tupperware containers, so the animals wont get them. 18. You sing repeat songs and are confused when no one anwsers. 17. You put on bug spray before you leave the house. 16. After a knock-knock joke, you wave your hands in the air shouting, "Yayy" and break into to song about going insane and staying in the sunny side of life. 15. You forget to flush the toliet. 14. You think air-conditioning is freezing becuase you are used to always being hot and sweaty. 13. When you leave a shore and try to find your car in the parking lot you look for a big white van. 12. On Wednsdays you cook-out for dinner, even if its raining. 11. You hold off going to the bathroom as long as possible to avoid the stench of the Potty Queen. 10. After dinner when the tables clean you sing, "We are table number 1." 9. When you are getting ready to go somewhere you sing the Biddy Line song. 8. When you have to go to the bathroom you ask someone to be your buddy. 7. You put on socks and shoes to go to the bathroom, or to go anywhere. 6. You sing to Adams Family grace before you eat meals. 5. You own enough bandanas to coordinate them with your outfit. 4. You dont care enough about coorinating your outfits-matching?..who ever heard of matching? 3. When you liked what you ate for dinner you ask for a cook's parade. 2. When its your birthday you run around the tables. 1. Something is lacking when you dont wake up hearing "Alive, Awake, Alert, Enthusiastic!" **Please email me with additions to this list, it needs more! Any ideas welcome!** |
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