"Bloody heckl! This is the happiest day of my life!" Sirius Black said as he stared at the food before him, his eyes shining.
"Padfoot, it's just food." Remus Lupin said.
"Hush you!" James Potter said, before turning to look at Sirius, who looked like he was on the verge of bursting into tears.
"It's ok, Padfoot, Moony didn't mean it." James said.
"Never.....never say such a thing.....never say such a thing about food, Moony. Have you no heart?" Sirius asked as Remus rolled his eyes.
"Right, right. I forgot who I was talking too." Remus said with a chuckle as James and Sirius enchanged a look, before stealing a look over at Severus Snape.
Snape was talking animatedly to Lucius Malfoy who burst out with laughter.
Peter Pettigrew rolled his eyes. "What a bunch of slimy gits."
"No kidding." Remus said angrily, reading a book... like always.
"Moony... reading?" Sirius said, in mock shock. "WHAT A SURPRISE!!!!!"
"You are such a git, Padfoot." James said after a minute.
Sirius frowned and put a hand to his chest sarcastically. "That hurts, Prongs. That hurts."
James laughed at Sirius and soon half the Gryffindor table was laughing at the handsome prankster's stupidity.
James Harry Potter sat there, starting to eat hungrily. His messy jet-black hair falling over his handsome face and icy blue eyes. He was tall and thin. Yet muscular. He was the Seeker for the Gryffindor Quidditich team. He was also Head Boy. He was an unregistered animagus and turned into a stag.
Sirius Orion Black was eating like a rabid dog (ha ha! lol!). He had long, black hair that was tied in a ponytail at the back of his head. He had chocolate brown eyes. He was tall and muscular. He was the Chaser for the Gryffindor Quidditich team. He was also an unregistered animagus and turned into a big, black, shaggy dog that looked a bit like a grim.
Remus Johan Lupin was reading and eating small bites of food. He had short, clean-cut sandy blonde hair. He had blueish-brown eyes. He was tall and skinny and rather pale, too. He wasn't part of the Quidditich team and spent his free time studying or reading. He was also a werewolf. That's why his friends were animagus.
Peter Pilgrim Pettigrew was watching his friends occasionally, yet slightly nervously. He had longish blonde hair and watery blue eyes. He was short and fat and extremely pale. He didn't study and he didn't play Quidditich. He was also an animagus but it took his longer than his friends. He turned into a rat.
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That night, when his best friends' were sleeping, James "Prongs" Potter snuck out onto the grounds of Hogwarts. He turned into a stag and ran around, loving the way the cold night air felt on his fur.
The stag stopped suddenly when he saw a small figure by the lake.
James walked casually up to the figure and notice it.
It was Lily Evans.
Lily Evans was very pretty, indeed. She had long, cury dark red hair and bright emerald green eyes. She was short and thin. She looked back when she saw the stag. She smiled and stood up, walking caustiously towards it.
"Hey... I'm not going to hurt you..." Lily said gently, petting the stag. "That's a good male deer...." She laughed her musical laugh.
The stag brushed his brillant head against her hand.
Lily smiled a small smile and kissed the stag's nose. "You're a nice stag..."
She bent down and looked it in the face. "I can talk to you, I guess, right?"
The stag nodded, sort of.
Lily smiled again. "Well... this boy... Mr. Popular, James Potter. I like him so much. But... of course... he doesn't even notice Lily Evans. He's the 'Good-Looking Mauderer'. No... that's Sirius Black. Sirius isn't even that good looking. James is the 'Sexy Mauderer'." She smiled and studied the stag some more.
The stag, it had messy jet-black fur and icy blue eyes. It was quite thin and tall. It had round markings around it's eyes just like...
"JAMES POTTER!" Lily screamed. She had been studying James so long, she knew exactly what he looked like. "You're an animagus?!"
James the Stag sighed and turned into his tall, thin self again. "Lily.." He started.
"SHUT UP, JAMES!" Lily flushed red. "WHY THE BLOODY HELL?!"
James stared. Lily Evans... she didn't curse. It just wasn't her.
"Lils.."
"DON'T 'LILS' ME! I'M SURPRISED YOU EVEN KNOW MY NAME!"
James smirked. "You think I'm sexy..."
Lily shut up and turned as red as a tomato. "I hate you, James Harry Potter." She turned on her heel and went back up to the castle.
James sighed. "Well, that went well..."
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The next morning, James woke up to whispering in front of his bed. He kept his eyes closed. He was so tired. He wished he could just stay in this cozy warm bed forever.
"It's 12:00... should we get him up? I mean, he's already missed two classes!" Sirius whispered loudly to another boy.
"Yeah, I think we should." It was Remus.
They both went to one side of James and yelled in his ear.
"JAMES HONEY! BREAKFAST! I COOKED YOUR FAVORITE! BACON AND EGGS!" They put on feminine high-pitched voices that sounded like James's mother.
James sat up and looked at them, pulling on his glasses. "You guys, I was awake. Besides, you two knows my mum, dad and sister have been dead for two years."
Remus and Sirius glanced at him before looking down quickly.
"Yeah, yeah... don't look at me like that." James grumbled and crawled out of bed, throwing off his shirt and getting dressed quickly. "I hate you guys."
"Yeah, but you love us all the same!" Sirius said, putting an arm around James's shoulder.
"Whatever you say, Sirius." James said, shaking off Sirius's arm and walking out of the room.
Sirius shot a look at Remus, who shrugged. They both ran after their friend, James.
"James! What the--?" Remus said, grabbing James's shoulder.
James spun around and looked his best friends' in the face.
"She... yelled at me..."
"Who?"
"Lily Evans, Sirius."
"WHO?!"
James shook his head lightly. "Uh... long curly red hair? Bright green eyes?"
"I know her, James. She's in the library alot."
"WHO IS SHE?!" Sirius said angrily.
"She's the Head Girl. YOU KNOW?! THE GRYFFINDOR?" James said, getting angry.
"Oh... a prefect..." He spat out the word, disgusted that someone could take so much fun out of pranks and life.
James looked at him. "I'M A PREFECT! I'M HEAD BOY!"
Sirius cowered and muttered his "sorrys".
James frowned widely at Sirius before running off in the opposite direction as he saw the one and only: LILY EVANS.
Lily Angelica Evans scampered down from her dormitory and saw the sad, retreating back of no other than James Harry Potter.
Lily looked at him sadly. He looked like a cute little wounded puppy.
"Aw..." Lily said quietly. She jumped, noticing Sirius Black walking towards her with the usually-quiet-stay-out-of-things-that-involved-physical-contact Remus Lupin.
"Oh! Hi.. Remus and Sirius, isn't it?" Lily said, putting on a sugar-coated voice.
Sirius growled, much like a dog while Remus simply stared at her.
"Uh... guys?"
"What did you do to my James?" Sirius said angrily, staring her down.
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! The stupid git came up to me as a bloody stag and I got bloody scared!"
Remus stared at her. Lily Evans didn't curse. She just... didn't.
Remus pulled Sirius back by the back of his robe.
"Sirius! Stop! She's madddd!" Remus hissed in Sirius's ear.
Sirius gave up and went up to find his best friend, James.
James was hiding in the corner. Well, I should say *ATTEMPTING* to hide. He was in his stag form and was under Peter's clothes.
"PrOnGs!" Sirius said, in a sing-songy voice.
The stag looked up and glared at Sirius before turning into the tall and lean James. James stood up and walked over to his friends.
"C'mon... we have Divination..." James said, hoping to get his mind off Lily.
Remus and Sirius nodded and followed James in his running to the North Tower.
*** In Divination ***
James and Sirius sat in a far corner, by a window, while Peter and Remus sat in front of them.
James ripped a piece of parchment out of his bag and handed it to Sirius.
*** Key ***
J=James
S=Sirius
R=Remus
P=Peter
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J= Hey... is it hot in here or is it just me?
S= James, trust me, you are NOT--HOT!
J= Lily thinks that too...
S= Still on about her, eh?
R= James... you are never going to get her.
P= She's too smart.
S= And hot.
R= And cool.
J= Wow... guys... thanks for the ego boost, Holy Mother of Merlin....
S= I'M HERE FOR YA BUDDY!
R= Padfoot, you need RIDALIN.
S= What's that?
R= It's a muggle drug that calms you down.
S= I RESENT THAT, MOONY!
P= It's true, dip.
S= IS NOT!
J= IS SO!
S= PRONGS! You're supposed to be on my side!
J= Well, it's not my fault MOOny has a good point.
S= MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R= I would glare at you, but I'm too tired from this damn perfume
J&S&P= LANGUAGE MOONY!
R= Shove it up your arses.
J & S= MOONY!
R= Yeah, like you never bloody say these words.
J= Of course we do
S= But that's different
P= Because you're the smart
J= Good
S= Nice
P= Good looking one
S= ...
J= ...
R= Did you just say I was good looking, Wormtail? You stay away from me and my family, queer.
P= W-WHAT?!
J= That was sick and wrong, Peter.
S= No kidding. I'll never be the same again. SCARED FOR LIFE!
J= I think you mean scarred, Padfoot.
S= Yeah, that too.
P= I hope you guys know that everyone has left because class is over and Twelawney looks like she's gonna kill you guys.
J= Oh junk.
"James Potter..." Said a misty voice in the shadows. "Sirius Black... Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew.... Writing notes in my class, are we?"
James, Sirius, Remus and Peter exchanged glances.
"Well, Professor, see... the clairvoyant vibes of this--er--room... it inspired us to write about... the.. er... future of our... disasterous lives." James said slowly.
Professor Twelawney stared at the four of them. "Well, I'll let you off this time, but, please, talk about these things AFTER class."
The Mauderer's nodded before bolting out of the classroom.
Sirius started skipping and singing the wizard of oz song, but a quite "different" version.
"OH WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD
The wonderful wizard of SIRIUS
Because because because because because
Of how bloody sexy he is!"
"Or, not, Padfoot."
"SHUT UP, PRONGS! YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SEXY LIKE ME!" Sirius yelled at James.
"Uh... huh... right..." Said a very, very, VERY scared James.
Remus backed away from Peter, still scared that Peter called him 'good-looking'.
"Oh, c'mon, Remus! I'm not gay!"
"Yet." Sirius and James said together.
"I think you swing both ways, if ya know what I'm saying." Remus said, shakily.
"Besides, I'm the good-looking one." Sirius said confidently.
"I'm the sexy one." James said happily.
"I'm the SMART one." Remus said, correcting Peter.
"I'm the weird, quiet one." Peter said, sadly.
James and Sirius exchanged looks before cracking up with laughter.
Remus and Peter both raised their eyebrows and stared at James and Sirius.
"You're gay Peter!" Sirius said abruptivly.
"I honestly don't know why I hang out with you guys." Peter said angrily.
"Because you're a little bitch" James started.
"Who can't get any friends" Sirius continued.
"Because he's a little bitch" Remus finished.
Peter stared at them. "You guys have rehearsed this."
"Yes" James started
"does it," Remus continued
"show?" Sirius finished.
"You guys have no lives." Peter said, walking faster.
"You're just jealous because you don't have sexy looks like we do!" Sirius yelled as Peter sped away.
Remus, Sirius and James exchanged glances before cracking up.
******* Few Months Later ********
Sirius snuck up the passage to the GIRLS' dormitories.
Sirius ran smack-dab uinto James, who stumbled back against the third year girls' dormitories.
"Sirius! What the hell are you doing here?!"
"I could ask you the same thing, Jamesie, 'ole boy." Sirius said with a mischieveious grin.
"Er--" James turned red. "I was getting a date for the Christmas dance."
Sirius raised an eyebrow. "Would you mind sharing with me who this lovely lady is? Or man? AH! DON'T TELL ME IT'S PETER!"
"Of course it's not a bloke, imbecile. It was Lily Evans...." James trailed off, turning red.
"Oh, c'mon! What is with your sudden obsession with her?!" Sirius yelled.
"I just think she's nice and pretty and smart, okay?!" James yelled back at Sirius.
Sirius looked shocked. James had never EVER yelled at him before.
James pushed past Sirius and ran down the stairs.
Sirius stood there, shocked, before shaking himself out of his stupor and going on with his journey.