with a little question...Mr.Potter
Parvati:When do we get out of this class!
Snape: Miss Patil
Parvati&Padma:Which 1?
Snape sighs
Snape: Mr. Potter... how would I get
Hermione:Yes!
Snape:Miss Granger,GET OUT OF MY CLASS!
Hermione leaves
Snape: Okay.. Mr. Potter
Harry: Why do you always ask me the questions? Ask someone else 4 once you old hag!!!!!!!!
Draco: Only gurls can be hags!!!!
Harry: Oh, like you could come up with something better!
Draco: I probably could
Snape: Both of you get out of my class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco and Harry leave
Snape: Okay, Mr. Weasley where would I find wolfs bane?
Fred: I beg pardon?
Snape sighs
The class laughs
Snape: I am trying 2 teach you guys a lesson!
Silence
Ginny:SO
Pravati and Lavender laugh
Wood: Guys shut up
Ginny: It's up shut!
Lavander: Why don't you Wood, your the one who's talking!
Wood:I'm not now
Ginny and Pravati: You just then!!!!!!
Wood: Shut Up
Ginny:{sighs} IT'S UP SHUT!!!!!!!!!!1
Wood: I DON'T CARE!
The bell rings
Snape: These people have detention
Hermione, Ginny, Wood, Lavander, Pravati, Harry, Draco,Fred and George.
Everyone sits back down
Snape: You all have detention!
Snape picks up his things and begins 2 leave
George: Hey where are you going?
Snape:I am not in detention Mr. Weasley
I don't have 2 stay!
Pravati rasies her hand
Snape: No you may not kiss in this classroom
Hermione: Ew, there's kissing in this classroom!
Draco: Not all the time, most of the time it's strip poker!
Snape: No of that either!
Snape closes the door
The janitor walks by
Ginny: the creepy janitor
Fred: Shhh
Hermione: Oh, I've got detention!
Wood:Oh,shut up! If It wasn't 4 Ginny I could be playing quidditch right now!
And when I say be quiet I mean be quiet, and what are you going 2 do about Ginny!?
The Lights Go Off
The gurl scream
Fred turns on the lights
Ginny screams when she sees Wood with
a quiddtch stick in his head against the wall
Fred:We'll alway's remember you Wood
George: He killed Wood
Everyone runs in the hall screaming
Hermione: What's going 2 happen now
Fred: Well' there will be a dark shadow
lurking behind us that none of us will see
Everyone turns around and sighs
A figure runs by
Hermione: Now What?
Fred: Well Snape will come on the intercom and reveal his master plan 2 us
Voice: Here's a knife, here's a gun... they'll be fun 4 everyone!Death is on the menu tonight!
Snape appears
Everyone: Oh, Snape
Fred: You can't trick us Snape I knew it was you all along
Fred pats Snape on the back, Snape falls 2 the ground
Fred: Snape is dead
Hermione: Screams
Everyone runs
Everyone hears something squeaking down the hallway
Harry: Does your voice hurt Hermione?
Hermione: Yes
Harry: Then don't look in here
Everyone except Hermione looks in the barrel
Everyone yells
Ginny: There's like one hundred retainers in there
Harry: and this
Hermione Screams
They roll the cart away
Draco: Wait a minute the killer is dead were off the hook, UP CHOP!
Hermione: Oh, just up shut Draco!
George: Fred, wake up Fred
Fred: Uh
George: Snape is looking at you like he's going to kill you!
Ginny: Can we go now?
Snape: If you promise not to interup my class again.
Everyone: We promise
Snape: You may go