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It all started at about 5:30 A.M. on Sunday, December 14th. I realized that my living space was just a wee bit too cramped. With and push and a shove, I made a bit more room with removing my swimming pool.
Now, the walls seemed to have collasped, how was I to know
that the water was keeping them from smothering me to death.
These places should come with instructions. Anyway, since the
water drained out, I found myself slipping further down than I
used to be. This was very alarming! I was not sure what to do.
My mama did not seem to be panicking like she should. What
if I fell out? Now, how would she feel if I just happened to fall out? She would be panicking then, let me tell you! Nothing good can come of me if I fall out.
Then, suddenly I fell something poking at my head. Geez, like it was not bad enough my home shrunk. Now I have to put up with things poking me. Then it hit me, someone was trying to move it. I have not even gotten ready to move and someone else is trying to take my spot. Well, they can poke around all they want, I am NOT MOVING! Eventually, they got the message and stopped.
NOw things were getting very uncomfortable for me. My home seemed to be contracting. So I decided to push it back out when it did so. That was very trying on my nerves! All I know it that it has been 16 hours since my swimming pool drained and I really missed it. What was I thinking?
My mama was making crazy noises by this time. I think she too missed my swimming pool. She kept bending over and screaming. This was a bit unnerving to me. I was tired and she would not let me sleep, some people!
Ouch, again with the poking! And with this came a another slip down. My home was not going to let me rest until the swimming pool was filled again. But how was I going to do that? Mama was finally lying down and resting in between screams. I did not want to bug her.
So, 24 hours had pasted and I sitll did not know what to do about the water. The place was drying up rather fast now and I was slipping farther and farther down. I tried pulling on my rope, but it just followed me down. Bugger!
28 hours had pasted and I was now feeling tons of pressure on my head. All I wanted to do was scream, but I was not sure how. Mama voice was much clearer now, and she did not sound like she was in pain any more. Good, now she could worry about me. I was about to slip out. I was not going down with out a fight!
29 hours with the pool, I was not coming out!
Without warning, a strange thing was sucking me head! I need my head, why would it try to take it!!!! Thank God I have tons of hair and the monster could not hold on! Then I heard my dada's voice. I wanted to tell him to push me back in, but he was telling mama to push. Push what? I could not figure out what would be more important than my home squeezing me out. But I should it, I got stuck! HA, take that home!
Hour 30 had arrived, I still would not give up my home. I had grown so fond of it, but I could feel my grip slipping. I was not sure how much longer I could hold on.
Then my home gave one final push and I shot out like a bullet. Lucky for me, a lady caught me. I did not reconize her voice though. Then I heard my dada and turned my head to him as they layed my cold little body on my warm mama. MAMA! YAY!!! You will not believe what I just went through...