weapons

Check out these weapons I use on people in my free time. Stupid idiot old people and stupid little kids who don't even know the first thing about life get in my way and I just feel free to use these weapons on them as much as possible ASAP right away. I have no mercy, I have -20 compassion points, and on top of that...I have this huge "tool shed". Tell all your stupid little kid friends and old people buttheads to get the hell out of my way starting like 2 hours ago.

These are what I use for my FIRST WARNING. I pull out these and usually say a line like, "What's for dinner grandpa?!?! HUH?!! YEAH I'LL CUT YOU SO HARD!"

My second warning I usually get out my gun. For example, if I'm at the store and I'm trying to grab candy barrz and a little idiot kid is in my way, I'll use the animal knives, if he doesn't listen and move I get this and point it right at his body accompanied by a phrase like, "Hey bro, let me grab a Big Hunk or you're gonna get Big Hurt!".

You had better be paying attention by my 3rd warning. I'm friends with Robocop 2, and acquaintances with Robocop 3. I swear on my entire life that I will call robocop on his Verizon Wireless cellular telephone that uses satellites. He is also friends with the mayor and numerous judges in the america and he can kill you and then just tell the judge and the mayor that, whoops, he just made a mistake and killed a couple old idiots and a whole bunch of dumb kids. The judge won't care because robocop saved his family and recovered the missing jewelery.

If that doesn't get your attention my last weapon is duct taping you to a crappy kitchen chair that I found at goodwill, the same chair that a slimy man used to sit on while eating his stupid cookie crisp while his naked stupid looking body sweatished all over it and it has sick stupid awesome sweat stains, and make you watch Martin Lawrence stand-up, big momma's house, and even videos of him when he was a kid. Then I will invite him over to show you his childhood photos and tell you his story about growing up "ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS" and all that stupid shit you might as well just CHOCK TO DEATHH AND SUFFOCATE YOU IDIOT KIDS AND OLD PEOPLE GET OUT OF MY WAY OR PAY THE PRICE THE HARD WAY!