| God I love unicorns, and when I say love, I mean it brother. I want a unicorn so bad because it looks like a horse and a rhino and it has a horn and it can fly because it has big beautiful wings. I keep having a dream about a unicorn flying with a giant rainbow trailing behind it. Like this: |
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| Did I mention I love unicorns, damn they are so beautiful, and when I say beautiful, I mean gorgeous. Male or Female, unicorns make me steamy. I just loosened my collar on my shirt and steam came out. If you see me flying around above you on a unicorn you better get an umbrella, because sweat will be pouring down because I'm riding a wild beast and brother, I can hardly keep my pants on. |
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| Whoa dude, holy shit, did I mention that I think dragons are totally fucking sweet as well? Nothing like a unicorn fighting a big black dragon. |
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| Feel the power and beauty of this intelligent beast from the dark world. Feel it as it casts a magic spell on you, feel it as it takes your kid for an inappropriate ride through the clouds, feel it as it feeds you under cooked hamburger meat, feel it as it unlocks your safe behind the painting in your office. |
| Real Unicorn Quotes (from unicorns): -I stab, I stab! *Only 1 unicorn has been caught speaking. |
| Well Known Unicorn Facts: -They have a horn. -They get mad at you. -They are real, I have one in my backyard -A horse and a rhino "did it" and made a unicorn -Unicorns have sharp teeth, so sharp that if you touch their teeth you bleed to death in like negative 20 seconds. -Some fly, and some run fast, REAL FAST. -They hunt it packs, and do it from the back. |