| All of these gentlemen really have a reason to live. They are thinking that living and being alive is the cool thing to do. Also, another thing, they are good at living, they are taking steps in the right direction to become successful. |
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| Reasons why this man is becoming successful right before our very eyes: 1. Check out the pulp brother. 2. It's the first of da month. 3. Bulls vs. Blazers in the 1991 NBA Playoffs. 4. Operation Dumbo Drop. |
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| Interesting, the man above is sleeping on the same bench that the man to right is on. The man on the right has it all figured out. His 50 year plan is in full effect. Here is why: 1. He has no worries. 2. Kokanee tastes great. 3. You can't go wrong with a striped shirt. 4. Hell yeah. |
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| This lady is taking all of the necessary steps to becoming a millionaire, and let me tell you why: 1. Yo! Noid. 2. Ottawa. 3. Lake Eerie. 4. George Lucas' hit movie "Howard the Duck". |
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| Oh, obviously. Here is why gay black is on his way to the hot seat: 1. Nobody, and I mean nobody can make a face like that. 2. Having the facial expression with the hand on your face like that is something that only a genius could think of. 3. Yeah right. 4. I won't even comment on the bracelets. Wait, yes I will. |