| Funny/Random Thoughts |
| It would be funny if a bum was sleeping in a store in the chip isle, and then there were 2 guys walking towards the doritos and there was only 1 bag of doritos left and the 2 guys were fighting over the doritos and pulling on the bag and the bag ripped and all of the chips fell into the bums mouth. |
| I think it's cool when a guy walks to the store with his large dog on a leash, and then he buys 2 cases of beer, and then he is trying to walk back home holding the beer and keeping control of the dog and the dog is about to get away. |
| It's funny when you go to McDonald's and you order like 11 dollars worth of food, and then you pull up to the first window and pay, and then you roll up your window and drive to the second window, and when they try and hand you your food you just peel out and laugh. |
| It's awesome when you get depressed, so you go down and lay by the river. It's so relaxing. You can touch the river, you can feel the entire river. The river listens to you, the river knows your every thought. The river will grab you and take you for a ride. The river will take you on a journey this summer to explore. Contrary to popular belief...the river can ride a bike. The river likes lasagna. The river prefers Coke over Pepsi. The river doesn't like you, the river likes me, he is my friend, and I found him first. |
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| I was laying down and then I thought about when I was 35 years old. I was standing out in front of my newly painted house. The house was painted Black and Purple. I was using Rogaine or some hair product and my hair was looking great and the neighbors were talking about how nice looking my hair was. I told them thanks. |
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| When I am a father I will be driving with my children in the backseat and the family dog in the front seat. The dogs head will be out the window and the children will be laughing. The dog will also be laughing a little, because he knows something we don't. His thought process is different from a humans. You can't tell he is laughing though...because he doesn't laugh so you can see, it's a 'hidden' laugh. |
| At the 10 year High School reunion I want to show up wearing a hot dog suit and say, "Hey guess what I did when I grew up?" And I know people that think they are really funny will say, "I bet you own a hot dog stand...hahahaha." And I will say, "Nope." |
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| When I get depressed and I am listening to this one song, I start to feel like dying. I almost for a minute wish I was dead just because of the song. I start crying. I want to escape from the reality of every day living. I want to jump out of my own head and into somebody elses head. Just for a day... |
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| I was laying in the hospital and I was falling asleep waiting for the doctor to look at me, and I had dreams or thoughts about a guy in a wheelchair that just broke his leg. He was being wheeled around and his leg was sticking straight out. The guy pushing him pushed him down a ramp and into a brick wall and his leg was burning with aches and pains. Then the guy pushed him off a ramp up onto the dinner table and his leg landed in the turkey dinner. The family was mad. |
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| I tried to pick up a hitch hiker last night. I went around the block to get him but he jumped into a white camaro and I was so unhappy. From now on I will pick up creepy hitch hikers without even thinking about it. I think it's a good idea. I need to meet new people and who better than a filthy, mean, hitch hiker that will probably kill me. |
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