| Hey all. You want to know what I think has been funny for nearly my entire life? If you don't...hit the back arrow on your internet browser, or if you have a fancy mouse like me, there is a button on the side of the mouse that goes back, just use your thumb. Anyways, I think old man is funny. Look at him, he has no idea what is going on. Every old man doesn't know what is happening. |
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| I just asked this guy how in the hell he got out of his house, and down to the river. He looked at me like he knew about the future and then said something I will never forget, I don't even know if I should tell you, but I will anyways. With a huge amount of confidence, the old man sang the lyrics to Only Want to be With You by Hootie and the Blowfish. I said, "Sir, that doesn't even make any sense, I just asked you how you disappeared from your household, and reappeared at a nearby river". |
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| See what I mean? He has no idea what is happening. I think he still has a valid drivers liscense as well. I saw him driving, he cut me off, and forced me off a giant jump on the freeway. Turns out he was in a big hurry to get to walmart to meet some of his homies. Then they went and played a game of horseshoes. They ended up staring at a brick wall with their pants around their ankles chewing on celery sticks. Why? Because they have no clue what is going on ever. |
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| Yeah right shitman, get a life! That buttbro Brian Dennehy sucks! But in a good way! Like he is my favorite actor! THE ONLY OLD MAN THAT MATTERS. Eat a dick GENE HACKMAN. |