| Check it out you creamy sauce man. I told you I would be back. I love to see pollution live in person. Especially when I am behind a dump truck and the pollution goes into my mouth while eating a large and drinking a medium, but brother, I'll let you in on a secret. Oil Spills are so cooler than the other side of the pillow, for reals. What is cooler than dying the ocean black with oil after a huge tanker explodes? Tell me? What is cooler than a seagull swooping down for a cold drink and getting a mouth full of expensive oil? Check out this awesome oil spills pictures. |
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| Crewmember: Captain, I think the oil is burning. Captain: Fuck that shit, get back to work. Crewmember: Aye aye sir. Captain: Arrr, me balls on fire! |
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| Captain: Thar she blows mates! The tailwind be strong. Crewmember: Fine young lads they be. Captain: Arrr, me balls on fire! Crewmember: ....... |
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| Captain: Arrr, me balls on fire! Crewmember: Captain what are you doing? Captain: They burn like the seven seas! Crewmember: You got some a barbecue sauce on them! |
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| Captain: Arrr myself balls fired! Crewmember: Captain, we in de woods? Captain: Shiver me fucking timbers. |