| I got this kick ass idea for a movie! Okay, so this kid is fucking around and his parents are pissed at the kid because he is being annoying and puking and shit like that. He goes to bed and then he says, "I'm dog tired." Next thing you know he is waking up and his whole family is gone and they just left his ass at home. His family is on an airplane to some foreign country. The kid says, "Fuck!" So he is at his house by himself and some fucking bastards come to his house and walk in and start stealing shit, but he throws paint cans at them and he also put toy cars on the floor, so the guy falls and hurts his boner. The other guy just falls out the window because the kid injected 50,000mg of LSD into the mans bodies. The kid needs to celebrate, he has overcome an obstacle, he gets into his dads liquor cabnet and pulls out some drinks, he invites a gang of women over and does his thug thizzle. (what?) His dad comes home and says, "I was worried sick..." But then he sees that his son is drinking and doing his bizzle wozzle. (huh?) They all sing songs about groping their favorite womans and throwing hissy fits and touching each others swimsuit areas all night as they fall asleep and laugh and giggle and have a close relationship. Title: Ahhh, Shit, My Parents Left Me At Home By Myself. |