This page is dedicated to that part in Jurassic Park where "that black guy" says, "Hold on to your butts.".
Just as he is getting ready to shut off the power he says, "Hold on to your butts." and I think that is really funny.  What if he would have said something like, "Hold on dudes." or "Hold the fuck up bro." or "Hold please..." or even "Hoooooold on you little...you little...you little...turkey ass, I'll knock your dick in the dirt."?
Here is another funny part that he does in Jurassic Park:  The Giant T-Rex is on the loose and he is trying to escape as the T-Rex is biting him on his inner thigh region, he then says, "Hold on to your butts.". (Picture below)
Here is the only other funny part of Jurassic Park:  The asian male is getting attacked by a Velocity Raptor, yep, a Velocity Raptor, the asian then says, "Hod On To You Buttocks!". (Picture Below)
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