What's up you flamey idiots?  What you doing?  I know about what Japan is doing.  I know that we faked the moon landing because Japan beat us to the moon.  While we were faking the moon landing a Japanese Scientist was already on Pluto walking around.  I even think a Japanese Scientist walked on the sun in his anti-heat super suit.  Now it's time to get down to the dirty ass shit.  This is the shit you won't want to see but you will be glad you know in case of the disaster of 2008.

Let the truth be told, Japan is not actually an island, it is a spaceship.  I have done some heavy research and have calculated that the man in Ogaki Japan will man his battlestation in the year 2008 and Japan will fly out of the water.  I have already spotted the man plotting where he is going to go.
Caught ya red handed you filthy thief.  Can he look any more guilty?  He knows that I know, he even begged me not to tell on him. 
Yeah, like this doesn't look really suspicious.
Obviously this map is where all of the rockets are that makes the ascending of Japan possible.  We need to be very weary of Japan.  Keep a close eye on them.
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