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| I like you, I want to get to know you a lot better. I think what we have is strong Lance. Don't move away when the summer is over, have fun in the sun get laid in the shade. |
| Oh, okay. This picture makes me want to have the 70's for myself. I want to grab the 70's and put it in my pocket because of how sweet this guy is looking. |
| Hey man, weren't you in that band Three Dog Night? Oh you weren't...what about Grand Funk Railroad? Oh nevermind, I saw you at Woodstock '74 when you were having sex with hot babes. |
| Hey bro, I love love love your sexy new haircut. Your eyes are beautiful like Icecicles falling into a cats abdomen and making mincemeat out of the cat. MAN, I like you, I'm taking oFF my shiRT! |
| Guys, you want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon...I don't have time idiots. I want to comb my 45 inch long hair as far right as possible. |
| Hey buddy, want to come over? You look friendly like a dragon and sexy like a buffalo. You look well groomed like an octopus. |
| HEY PERV! |
| You are not a human. Your features and characteristic don't resemble those of a humans. You must be smart and from a new planet. The hair-glasses combo knocked my socks off like 26 times. You beat my high score at Tetris. Keep it up man, you sexy man doing sexy ass things. |
| Sweet Looking Dudes - 1970's Jungle Remix |