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| BUTTMUNCHER! |
| THIEFF! |
| STEALER! |
| RENOB! |
| CLAMMY CHOWDARZ! |
| STUPID JERK OFF! |
| I got in such a bad mood today thinking about queer boy Carson Daly. I seriously was happy, and having such a great day. I woke up, heard birds chirping, saw rainbows coming out of unicorns, saw starving children discover a secret cave full of nummy, and saw homeless men asking me for beer money. All of those wonderful things were ruined when I merely thought about CARSON DALY. After I thought about that low down dirty thief, I immediately tripped and fell out of a 10th story window. I landed in a filthy garbage truck and had fish bones and potato saladz all over my face, inner thigh and swimming suit area. |
| Things I've heard about Carson: -What a dork! |
| Things I may have said about Carson on accident: -He seems like a nice guy -He looks hot |
| Things I said about that QUEER on purpose: -TRL...WHATS THAT STAND FOR...TOTALLY RETARDED LOSER? HAAHAHAHAHAH -HEY, I HEARD YOU TRY TO DATE GIRLS, BUT THEY DONT LIKE YOU AHHAHAAHAHHAAH -FROM MTV TO NBC, BOY YOU ARE MOVING ON UP STUPID LAME ASS, I LOVE YOUR STUPID TALK SHOW AT 4 AM WHEN IM PASSED OUT. -HEY WHY IS YOUR TALK SHOW ON AT SUCH A GOOD TIME SLOT? HOW MANY VIEWERS A WEEK? LIKE 17 HAHAHAHAHAHA -JOHNNY CARSON WAS KEWL, CARSON BUTTMAN SUCKS. -HEY WHY DON'T YOU GO FOOL AROUND WITH CRAIG KILBORN AGAIN |
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| If I looked like that I'd probably let an elephant step on my face. Carson if you are reading this I'm just joking, want to hang out? I think you are so cool, and your stylish new haircut is cool too. I was really just joking about those hurtful things I said above. I really care for you alot, I just don't want you to be sad and throw a little hissy fit over spilt milk. Come ride my sexy white horse with me into a sexy cotton candy sunset you wild man. |
| TURD HAMBURGLAR |
| MO MONEY, MO PROBLEMOS |