| Here is a current list of car crashes I have been in. I feel that this page will let you get to know a little more about me. I have also included car crash pictures. |
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| 1. It was June 20th, 1993. The bulls had just beaten the Phoenix Suns 99-98 to win their 3rd straight NBA Title. It was time to celebrate. I had 18 shots of rum and 14 shots of vodka followed by 2 cases of beer. I was a little drunk as I parked my car sideways on the freeway. A semi-truck didn't see me parked and smashed into me. I broke every bone in my body twice. |
| 2. Gary and Blake were riding along with me when this car crash occured. There is no real explanation for this wreck, I just didn't want to stop, I didn't even feel like stopping. I just wanted to get to the swap meat. Sometimes I just don't stop, but everybody pays the price. |
| 3. Here is the aftermath of a tragic wreck that I was in. Nobody was injured, I walked away laughing. I was in the red car. This crash wasn't my fault, it was Greg's. Greg thought it would be funny to drive 140 miles per hour into the side of my car while I was sitting drinking a Pepsi Cola. The Pepsi Cola didn't spill, and I also tried to round 3rd base with Greg. |
| 4. Rumeal and I were running from the Po-lice. He said, "Fuck man, you gots to get past dis train to straight up ditch these 5-0's." I almost made it as you can see in the picture. Rumeal died. I had minor cuts and bruises. |