Greg Proops (Oprah Winfrey), Mike McShane (WWF), Ryan Stiles (ER), Tony Slattery (Brookside)
(earthquakes)
Ryan: It was hard
to do the operation with the ground shaking like it was. I put Bill on the stretcher, I knew him well, he was my next door neighbor. He needed -
Mike: A fist to the head! And I, Captain
Casualty, was the man to give it to him- Yeah! Bring him over here! He won't need to be on a stretcher, he'll need to be outstretched!
Greg: Today on our program, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome, the bastards that afflicted it on women, earthquakes and stuff that fall down. We gonna
go into the house, we got someone out here who has an opinion? - I got an opinion; the house shook and stuff fell all over the place, I'd about to lose my mind - I say leave him! (buzz) Don't
buzz me, I ain't done talkin' yet! Why don't you get your stanky ass back in the house? Got yo' stuff all up in mah face with yo' tie and yo' Cambridge good looks,
I've got my opinion is what I've got.
Tony: Artie! Artie! No, No, No, No! This is an earthquake, Brookside's falling down! Ay, Ay, No, No! Could it be because the houses are made of cardboard?! No, No, Stop! (buzz) Sila Black! That's Sila Black...
Mike: Yeah everything's falling down, cos I gave them a double butch body slam onto that canvas!
Ryan: Put him up for the kidney transplant! He lied there, I looked at him sympathetically, knowing he wouldn't make it through because I was the most handsome doctor in the world and knew nothing about the medical field.