meeting on a beach
Colin Mochrie & Ryan Stiles
Ryan: Isn't
it a beautiful day?
Colin: Why you asking me?
Ryan: Aren't you the lifeguard?
Colin: Do I look like a lifeguard?!
Ryan: Don't you recognize me?
Colin: Should I?
Ryan: Do you find me attractive?
Colin: Do you think I'm that sort of man?
Ryan: Aren't you?
Colin: Is the pope catholic?
Ryan: Don't you want me more than you've wanted any man before?
Colin: Does a bear diddle in the woods?
Ryan: Who are you with?
Colin: Why?
Ryan: Isn't it important to you?
Colin: What?
Ryan: Do you know how to get to home?
Colin: Are you questioning my intelligence?
Ryan: Do you have any ID?
Colin: Would I come out here without ID?
Ryan: Do you have a car?
Colin: (points) Does that answer your question?
Ryan: Is that a Datsun 296?
Colin: Have you ever seen one floating in the water like that?
Ryan: Will you take me for a ride?
Colin: DON'T YOU KNOW ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK!?