Being Stood Up
Caroline, Colin, Ryan & Tony
Caroline: Last night I waited, I waited all night long. I waited for my boyfriend, I sang a little song. Where in the hell are you darling dear? but he didn't show up, so I'm still waiting here.
Colin: Oh I met a girl, I really really liked. I'd hoped that she'd come over, but she didn't - can you believe it? You had me waiting! I was waiting! No call! No phone call! (storms off)
Ryan: When it comes to girls, I seem to have some kinda hex. I can never get what I want and that is sex. I just 'a run around, I scream and I rant. I guess I should just pay money like my friend Hugh Grant.
Tony: I waited in the restaurant, I waited just all night. I drank so much whiskey, I began to get quite tight and then no one turned up in the end, and I thought 'oh no!', and then I kissed a Labrador and then I - (falls into hysterics)