Colin is annoyed about being jilted
Mike: Woah, slow down, that's the 5th one, man.
Colin: I'm annoyed!
Mike: You're annoyed, huh? What are you annoyed about?
Colin: Let me tell what happened to me, when I entered matri-mony. It
didn't happen, the girl that I loved just left. It wouldn't bother me ordinarily, but....la la la lee lee, what can I do, I'm so annoyed, oh oy, oh oy.
Mike: You know there're some times words won't do (Colin takes a sip of the the liquid in the bottle and
gags) instead you gotta say hobbity-bop-skoobity-doo - you gotta move on to greener pastures some day.
Colin: Oh oh like a cow!
Mike: It's greener on the other side, listen buddy, I'm a bartender, I'd never lie. So get out and find another fish in the sea today.
Colin: Hey hey.
Mike: hey hey.
Tony's in love with
cats
Mike: (picking "hair" off Tony's
jacket) Where the hell have you been, man?
Tony: I've got a passion from which I will not be swerved - uh huh. I'm like Mrs. Slogan from
'Are You Being Served?' wuh uh. You may think that I'm some kinda wussy but no, I can't get enough of daily pussy, so, let me love, I'm in love with my feline friends. Woo uh huh huh.
Mike: You've got a problem on your hands (Tony sniffs his hands) I can smell it, it's those kitty love glands. You've been working over-time at the bowl doing the fur jelly roll. You gotta knock off, knock off the strange pussy.
Tony: Huh!
Ryan's been invited to the queen's garden party
Mike: It's a nice summery day, eh?
Ryan: Yeah.
Mike: What's got you down? You should be the happiest guy in the world.
Ryan: I got some kind of extraordinary news today. A special person's called me over for a little play. She's the best one that I've ever seen, unfortunately it's not that same queen that you're thinking 'bout... This girl's name is Roy.
Mike: Queen Roy is quite a queen.
Ryan: Uh huh.
Mike: The toughest queen that I've ever seen.
Ryan: Woah huh.
Mike: But her parties are legendary.
Ryan: Really?
Mike: There's naked men on a trapeze, nude and covered with cheddar cheese, swinging from the balcony chandelier.
Ryan: Sounds like it's great!
Mike: You're just in time for the vomit fountain of beer.