Mr. Butts So, Mr. Butts You�ve decide to talk After such a long time I�m waiting Anxiously For what you will say Your image I�m sorry to say Has been impolitely spoken Your name When uttered out loud Causes uproarious howls �I take it in stride I know it seems odd But I�m proud as can be� �I once Hung low in shame No friend did I have� �Butt then I realized How I was honored over the others� �No other bodily part had a planet named after them� Paul Fresco Fort Worth, Texas Copyright �2003 Paul Fresco All rights reserved. BACK E-MAIL |