Your Trauma With Toyboys (Another boring night in Sainsbury's) You've been married, been divorced And had sexual intercourse With teenage boys who use and abuse you Don't give a fuck if they ever lose you All this since the days that I left you It was the day your nightmares came true (Oh joy) I'm a toyboy (Oh joy) For your mommy (Oh joy) She pays good money But there's comfort in this story Cause she's not the only one for me You're off the track, off the course And you're heading for remorse With a conscience that can only scald you Sit and be miserable, nothing to do I can't help it if 'cock-ups' choose you I'm always the last one in the queue (Oh joy) I'm a toyboy (Oh joy) For your mommy (Oh joy) She pays good money But there's comfort in this story Cause she's not the only one for me (Oh joy) I'm a toyboy (Oh joy) For your mommy (Oh joy) She pays good money But there's comfort in this story Cause she's not the only one for me |