Yes, I'm A Virgin (Ahhh, virginity, so pure, so sweet, so innocent(???)) Told a friend, I can't lose my virginity They said don't worry, your secret's safe with me It's not that I don't have a dick cause I have Steven, Wayne, Grigg and Jon, Simon, Dave and Sav They all have, so why can't I? Mentally a man, but physically a boy Waiting patiently for the night that brings joy But decide to go out on the pull on night And no-one seems to be looking at me right There's nothing wrong with the way that I'm walking And nothing wrong with the way that I'm drinking They look cool, so why can't I? chorus Then I see my friend and my answers told Hey man, what's up? You sufferin' from a cold? No, those girls over there, we got talkin' Soz man, I told them you're a virgin! Hey, but you promised that you wouldn't tell Man, I know, and I want to go to hell He who laughs last guarentees to laugh longest And I'm laughing loudest, longest and strongest Cause maybe that promise was best off broken First thing in the morning and I'm awoken By the best looking blonde my eyes could ever see She said me being pure made me seem sweet The door's open and I'm welcome to manhood Hey, well done man, I always knew that you could! Then I see my friend and my answers told Hey man, what's up? You sufferin' from a cold? No, those girls over there, we got talkin' Soz man, I told them you're a virgin! Hey, but you promised that you wouldn't tell Man, I know, and I want to go to hell Don't be sorry man, cause I got some lovin'!!! |