Runaway Pride (Today times are changing for the worse as far as relationships go, people pick on anything as an excuse to bail out of a relationships where not everything's perfect) chorus Now You're buying kinky underwear With ten condoms in your bedside drawer They all add up to tell-tale signs That you don't want me That you don't need me That you've got another man to replace me You'll run away from your own house tonight I call mum at home for her advice She said breathe in and out once or twice Seems sound but I do it anyway I need your help to live through today You're old and decrepit and you don't understand Thank you for your help but you know that times have changed (from your prime) Ain't it a pity that I'm witty With no audience to entertain Doors still open from when you walked out Tell me what this hate is all about Come back and I'll treat you to a fine cup of tea Get this train back on rails how it used to be Now You're buying kinky underwear With ten condoms in your bedside drawer They all add up to tell-tale signs That you don't want me That you don't need me That you've got another man to replace me You'll run away from your own house tonight But you tell me he's better looking A wallet the size of an airplane And he smells better than my sweat does But it's natures way of scenting us So he's rich, polite, good looking and smells nice too But I'm your boyfriend, does that mean nothing to you? Now You're buying kinky underwear With ten condoms in your bedside drawer They all add up to tell-tale signs That you don't want me That you don't need me That you've got another man to replace me You'll run away from your own house tonight |