Old People Shouldn't Hold Hands! (All those old people that were walking round hand-in-hand round the supermarket that I work in, it really shouldn't be allowed!) Old people shouldn't hold hands Old people shouldn't hold hands Cause it always makes me sick For me to ever think That an old git can have more luck in love than me! Old people shouldn't hold hands Old people shouldn't hold hands Cause they're old and decrepit With pants like a cess pit And their teeth spend the night in washing up liquid Old people shouldn't hold hands Old people shouldn't hold hands Old people shouldn't hold hands Old people shouldn't hold hands Cause it makes me sick |